Gow: Hello- Our creator isn't here this time since she um...

(Me offscreen: *whining abt gf and derpression)

Gow: ...Yeah. We do have a question from her girlfriend though, made long before she decided to take this break. Sonic, would you like to-?

Sonic: *yanks tablet* Francis_FanFictions asks- "Canon characters, where do you work/what do you do for a living?" Well- I personally do heroing stuff y'know- Saving the world?

Tails: I don't work anywhere currently, but I'm hoping to be very successful in the future!

Aaron: Oh, yay, you're looking to be successful- isn't everyone?

Elizabeth: Yeah- overused, much?

Tails: *ears droop* Sorry...

Gow/Ashtyn: *gives Aaron and Elizabeth a glare*

Amy: Well, I don't work anywhere right now, but it's my dream to open a Bakery some day.

Shadow: I work at G.U.N and my dream is to not work at G.U.N.

Rouge: ...Your dreams are valid-

Shadow: Thank you.

Rouge: I also work at G.U.N and would prefer to not.

Aaron: Then quit.

Shadow: It's not that simple. -_-

Aaron: Why not?

Gow: Why not you shut up?

Aaron: That doesn't even make any sense!

Gow: Your unattractiveness doesn't make any sense- how can you be a fox and look like a dumb ogre?

Aaron: "Unattractiveness". Such a big word for a small cub like yourself-

Gow: Unemployed, worthless-!

Aaron: The question wasn't FOR us!!

Gow: I only stated the truth!!

Ashtyn: Both of you, shut up!! Just accept that Gow is right and move on.

Aaron: Ugh, whate- WHAT?! She is NOT right!!

Gow: Yes I am. >:P

Aaron: >:P

Blaze: ...I am also unemployed.

Silver: I work at G.O.W. :3

EXE: I work at-

Paimon: Do you even count??

EXE: Well-... Did you say "Gow"-?

Silver: Yeah, my organization. :3

EXE: ...I'm sorry-??

Gow: Yeah, wait- hold the phone- your organization has the same name as me?? What's the full name?

Silver: Ghosts Of Worlds. :3

Gow: ...So it's spelt like my name too?

Silver: ...Yeaaaah-

Gow: EXCUSE me?! Is it named after me or something?! Do I even visit your dimension 200 years in the future-?

Silver: I haven't seen you, so I don't think it's named after you.

Gow: But-!

Sonic: It could be a coincidence.

Gow: Who comes up with "G.O.W"?!

Silver: My dad. :3

Gow: What's his name?

Silver: ...*shrugs*

Gow: ...Fantastic-

Chaos: You should just be honored to have an organization with your name- the only thing with my name is as word.

Gow: My name is also the acronym for a video game- "God Of War"-

Chaos: Lucky-

Gow: And my birth name means "messenger of God", so that's something- But back on topic-

Eggman: I work as an evil mad scientist who tries to take over the world.

Gow: That's not an occupation!!

Eggman: Whatever-

EXE: Well, if HE'S bullshitting an answer, then I'm a destroyer of multiverses.

Paimon: That's my ACTUAL occupation.

EXE: ...Oh- that's stupid-

Paimon: -_-

Sonic: Loads of questions from Blue_OwO145, get ready-

Asesinato: Are there any for me or the OTHER new character this chapter? *clears throat and gestures to Lucifer*

Lucifer: *waves*

Gow: *rolls eyes*

Sonic: Uhhh... *quickly looks through them* ...Nope-

Asesinato: Seriously??

Gow: Nobody cares about you.

Sonic: Ok- "Sonic, what's your favorite place to visit?" I like going to all kinds of places!

Silver: *cough* *cough* Soleanna- *cough*

Shadow: *snickers*

Sonic: *glares* Everywhere but there. *clears throat* "Amy, what was your most embarrassing experience?"

Amy: ...Can someone ask Izzy if I can-?

Gow: We're not allowed to talk about that yet because the book isn't even in the progress of being WRITTEN.

Amy: ...Yeah, sorry. What I will say is that it involves Shadow. ^-^"

Sonic: "Tails, how much do you love your girlfriend? Aka, the Tornado?"

Tails: First of all, I have a REAL girlfriend. Tailsko.

Ashtyn: *heavy cough* Incest-

Tails: Is not!!

Gow: It kinda is.

Tails: 😤

Sonic: The question?

Tails: ...I love my Tornado a lot- next question-

Sonic: "Shadow, do you like life on Mobius better than life in space?"

Shadow: I think so. I like the people I've met and surrounded myself with. Though that doesn't mean I don't want to go back to space. Sometimes I miss it, but I'm not unhappy with being here.

Sonic: Great answer- "Cream, does Shadow let you use a gun without Vanilla knowing?"

Cream: ...No comment.

Diya: There's a lot of people here. Your mother isn't one of them.

Cream: Then yes. :3

Shadow: ...Great question.

Sonic: Questionable answer. "Team Chaotix, when did you meet Sonic and how?"

Vector: Well, that's a great question!

Espio: We met while-

Charmy: Eugh- too long and complicated!! Pass!

Espio: -_-

Sonic: ...Ok- "Sonic, what's the greatest experience you've ever had?" Well, I've had too many to just pick one! "Eggman, why do you like to build robots?" Huh. That's actually interesting. Egghead, why DO you like building robots?

Eggman: Glad you asked. It's always been a sort of passion of mine since I was young. I was inspired by my grandfather, Dr. Gerald, to be a great inventor like him.

Sonic: ...Wow- you actually have a good answer- I'm shocked.

Eggman: Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't have good aspects.

Sonic: ...Whatever you say, Egghead. Here are the dares. Ok, so- WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SLAP SHADOW?!

Shadow: What-?

Sonic: *slaps Shadow* Sorry-

Shadow: =_=

Sonic: My bad- ^-^"

Amy: *steals the tablet and looks at the dare* ...Shadow... I'm breaking up with you.

Shadow: What?! Why?! What did I do?! I'm sorry!! >~<

Amy: Awww- no, it's a prank. The dare was for me to prank you. *goes over and pecks his cheek* I'm not breaking up with you.

Shadow: ...Yay. :,)

Amy: *pets his quills and gives him the tablet* Here, you read the next one.

Shadow: *clears throat* "Knuckles, date the Master Emerald"?

Knuckles: ...What?? How?

Shadow: *shrugs*

Knuckles: ...No??

Shadow: ...Sonic, we need hoodies of ourselves.

Sonic: Why?

Shadow: She wants us to wear hoodies of ourselves and be like that for the rest of the chapter.

Sonic: Ok, sure.

Gow: *snaps fingers*

Sonic: *wearing Shadow hoodie* Ooh~

Shadow: *wearing Sonic hoodie* Now my girlfriend will NEVER be able to tell us apart.

Amy: -_-

Shadow: ..."Eggman, shave your moustache"-

Eggman: Never-

Shadow: Oh well- Questions from Candy Blossom now. "Shadow, do you struggle to focus on reality when thinking about your past?" ...Well, that's interesting- I don't know how to answer this, though. "Amy, have you ever been in a traumatic situation?"

Amy: ...No. Of course not. I'm the only character without an ounce of lore. -_- /sarcasm

Shadow: ...Yeah- "Gow, have you ever had a sad experience?"

Gow: Of course not, gods are perfect and don't feel emotion at all. -_- /also sarcasm

Shadow: ...These were dumb questions-

Amy/Gow: Yeah-

Shadow: "Diya, what would you do if someone took away everyone you love and care about?"

Diya: ...Love AND care or just care? And everyone, or just the people I love the most? And I'd annihilate them, by the way.

Shadow: Good answer. Leo, whoever that is, has some questions. "Gow, how would you describe yourself?"

Gow: Uh... a wolf female mobian who wears a leather jacket 24/7-

Shadow: Personality-wise.

Gow: ...*shrugs*

Shadow: Ok. -_- "Elizabeth, why is almost everyone saying your title is fake?"

Elizabeth: IT WAS ONE PERSON!!! And by the way- it's NOT.

Ashtyn: She's a bitch. She is NOT peaceful.

Gow: She's always playing the girl who cried wolf.

Elizabeth: And I HAVE to otherwise you'll bite me again!!

Gow: I was 6, get over it!!

Elizabeth: *rolls eyes* Rabid-

Gow: Pathetic.

Elizabeth: *growls*

Shadow: ...Angelina has some questions and wants to know what it's like for Blaze to be a princess.

Blaze: I've answered this before.

Shadow: *shrugs* "Annie, do you like being evil-?"

Annie: Yes. -_-

Shadow: ...How'd I know? -_- "Ashtyn, why do you hate Aaron?"

Ashtyn: Because he's a jerk who makes other people feel bad to boost his OWN self esteem!! *grabs Gow's hand*

Aaron: All I spoke was the truth about you freaks! You're dangerous and could seriously hurt someone! And SHE has a biting problem!

Gow: It was ONE TIME!!!

Aaron: And you bit the God of Light!! Who does that?!

Gow: ...How do you know that??

Aaron: I was planning to crash a ceremony when I saw a rabid girl biting a council member. Freak.

Gow: Says the one who fills his head with useless facts.

Aaron: At least they're important! You can't even speak English!

Ashtyn: HEY! Leave her alone!! *growls, letting go of Gow's hand and stepping in front of her protectively*

Gow: ...*blinks twice in shock*

Shadow: ..."Paimon, what's the most evil thing you've ever done?"

Paimon: O_O ...Destroy dimensions. *js watching the conflict rn*

Shadow: "EXE, how much do you like blood and darkness?"

EXE: ...Meh.

Shadow: Also, EXD says "fuck you"-

EXE: Fuck you too, you piece of shit. And I say it on behalf of Gow as well, as she is preoccupied-

Gow: I didn't say that-

EXE: *rolls eyes*

Shadow: Cherry Blossom has more questions. "Gow, I love your powers." That's not really a question-

Gow: Aw, thank you! At least SOMEone does. *glares at Aaron*

Aaron: *glares back*

Shadow: ...Oh my Gaia- let this end- "Elizabeth, how old are you and your boyfriend?"

Elizabeth: We're both 14.

Shadow: Ok- "Sonic, can I hug you?"

Sonic: Sure. :D

Shadow: "EXE, why do you look like Sonic?"

EXE: As I am able to alter my appearance in a way, I looked a lot like him in life, actually. So I prefer to stay in this form.

Gow: ...You looked like him when you were alive?

EXE: I don't have a picture, but yeah.

Paimon: ...Did you um... have red eyes by chance?

EXE: ...Yes?

Paimon: *eyes shoot open* NI-?!

Me: *appears* NOPE- NADA!!! I came here to stop you from doing something stupid- NO LORE REVEALING!!!

Paimon: B-But he-!

Me: TALK ABOUT IT AFTER!!!

Paimon: ...*slowly hides behind Nato and Lucifer*

Me: Thank you. :D

Gow: Look who decided to join us-

Me: Continue. :D

Shadow: ..."Eggman, I dare you to get a hammer and break your ugly bald head."

Eggman: Double it and give it back to you.

Me: This ain't chopsticks-

Diya: *wheeze-*

Shadow: "Silver, you're awesome."

Silver: Aw, thanks!!

Shadow: "Chaos, do you like kids?"

Chaos: ...I guess?? I don't understand the question.

Shadow: *shrugs* "Crystal, what's your most powerful ability?"

Crystal: I can get animals to listen to me, which comes in handy a lot.

Shadow: "Diya, what's the most precious thing someone gave you?"

Diya: Oh... um... I-I dunno...

Shadow: "Shadow, why do you hate Sonic?"- I don't!! Where did you get this idea?!

Sonic: I'm pretty sure she keeps thinking we're "canon" versions.

Shadow: Are you serious-? *groans* I don't hate him!

Paimon: *takes the tablet* The readers like it when I do it. Did you guys miss me? Of course you did. 9TheFox asks, "How did Asesinato and Lucifer meet? And how long have they been dating?" Finally a GOOD question!!

Asesinato: Thank you for asking.

Lucifer: We started dating around June. And how we met... is... *looks at Gow* ...I'm not certain if we can say?

Me: Oh- yeah- you can say- :3

Asesinato: ...You only want us to say it because it'll cause conflict- ok!! So, the thing is... my daughter got lost when she was little. I was at work, she was 2, and when I came back, she was gone. And what happened was...

Lucifer: I found her and brought her back to him. Simple as that.

Gow: ...That's not possible.

Asesinato: Gow-

Gow: It's not. I never lived with you.

Asesinato: Yes you did. Despite you not remembering, you moved in with your mother when you were 3.

Gow: But that's impossible!! She said I was born there and have lived there my whole life!!

Asesinato: C'mon- like she's never lied??

Gow: ...I refuse to believe it. *crosses arms and turns away*

Asesinato: *sighs and mutters* The fuck did I do wrong..?

Paimon: ...That was confusing for anyone who doesn't know, which is almost everyone- and for our last dare, "Knuckles, ask Rouge on a date."

Sonic: What was that about not knowing-?

Knuckles: Rouge, go on a date with me.

Rouge: Only if you're paying.

Knuckles: No deal.

Rouge: *rolls eyes* Fine- I'll pay- c'mon-

Knuckles: Wait- what-? O_O

Rouge: C'mon, Knucklehead. *drags him out*

Sonic: ...I wanna know-

Paimon: Too bad. *rolls eyes*

Gow: G.O.W is not a coincidence- Ok, bye-

Sonic: YES IT IS-

Gow: NO IT'S NOT-