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Paimon: So! We've gotten a LOT of questions from you all, Izzy's not here right now- but let's answer. *clears throat* The following questions come from Kitty54Kat. "Sonic, what do you like to do other than running and hanging out with your friends?"

Sonic: ...Who gave you the phone-?

Paimon: Unimportant!! Now ANSWER.

Sonic: Uh- kicking Eggy's BUTT, obviously.

Paimon: Thank you. Shadow, "how many times have you chaos controlled?"

Shadow: ...A lot...

Paimon: ...Alright- Tails, "how many inventions have you made?"

Tails: ...About 1-

Paimon: I was expecting more-

Tails: 103.

Paimon: ...Excuse me?

Tails: 103... counting some failed ones.

Paimon: ...Damn. Kitty wants Amy to die-

Amy: Nope.

Paimon: Thought so. Knuckles, kiss Rouge-

Knuckles: *pecks her lips*

Rouge: 😳

Knuckles: We're obviously in a hustle here, bat girl. -_-

Rouge: 😳

Knuckles: *rolls eyes*

Paimon: Ok- Rouge, steal Shadow's chaos emerald.

Rouge: Done, hun. *spinning it on her finger*

Shadow: Hey! *takes it back*

Rouge: *pouts*

Shadow: Mine. Now get going.

Paimon: Right- Silver, kiss Blaze-

Blaze: WHY?!

Silver: *kisses her again* ...I love this game~

Blaze: *blushing madly, hides face in hands*

Paimon: Vector, do you like Charmy as a brother or son?

Vector: He's kinda like the son I could live without-

Charmy: Hey!!

Paimon: Charmy, how is life with the... "k-ooh-ticks"-?

Charmy: The Chaotix?

Paimon: ...Just answer the damn question. *glares*

Charmy: Alright, alright!! Um- cool, I guess...

Paimon: 200 words already- ok! Cream, do you like Tails?

Cream: He already has a girlfriend...

Paimon: ...I didn't hear a "no", but alright-

Cream: *blushing*

Paimon: Moving on!! EXE-

EXE: No!

Paimon: ...Put on Rouge's makeup- *snickers*

EXE: Ugh! I hate this game!!

Rouge: I'll help you, hun~ *giggles*

Gow: Good luck, she is BRUTAL.

EXE: *mumbling*

Paimon: Ok- next questions are from @Blue_OwO145. "Sonic, how's your relationship with Sally?"

Sonic: Oh, Sally? Well- I haven't seen her in a while. But we're good friends, very close.

Gow: *grumbles*

Paimon: Mhm... ok- Shadow, "why you like to be dark?"

Shadow: ...Excuse me?

Paimon: I kid you not, this is what she wrote word for word.

Shadow: ...Wha- How do I even ANSWER that?!

Paimon: *shrugs* Ok, next question then- Tails, when did you meet Sonic?

Tails: When I was younger.

Paimon: Ahhh... the bullshit answer. I like you. Amy, do you do girls night with the other girls?

Amy: Yeah! Sometimes.

Paimon: Knuckles, how's Angel Island doing?

Knuckles: Great. Why do you wanna know..? *skeptical*

Paimon: Rouge, what makes you so obsessed over a giant chaos emerald?

Rouge: *re-enters room sassily* It's shiny!

Paimon: *rolls eyes* Silver, "why are you so adorable??"

Silver: Huh? I'm... not?

Paimon: Blaze, is it tough being a princess?

Blaze: Oh, yes. I'm jumping dimensions a lot as well. Marine is practically doing everything over there. She's become very mature.

Paimon: Espio, do you babysit Charmy when Vector isn't home?

Espio: Yes, unfortunately.

Charmy: What does THAT mean?!

Paimon: I'd love to get into that, truly, but we're stuck on my creator's laptop and we've almost surpassed 500 words. Frankly, I'd like to get this done as fast as possible.

Sonic: In a rush, eh-?

Paimon: And there's 500. -_- *sighs* Vector, do you like being a detective?

Vector: ...Yes! :D

Paimon: Great. -_- Charmy, who's your best friend?

Charmy: I like Tails, Cream, and Ray!

Paimon: Uh-huh... *looks at the next question* This is HIGHLY stereotypical. Cream, do you like carrots?

Cream: ...Yes, but they're not my favorite. I know why you asked though, hmph.

Paimon: ...Eggman, How many times have you failed to get rid of Sonic and his friends? How many times you re-built Metal Sonic? What's your favorite creation?

Eggman: Oh!~ A question for MOI! Let's see- um, screw the first question, I've had to re-build him SEVERAL times, and my favorite creation... the Death Egg was fun~ I suppose that.

Paimon: Hmmm... Sonic.EXE, this guy named... "RedX" says "fuck you".

EXE: *storms back in with the makeup on* Oh? Well fuck him too! Next!!!

Paimon: Oh!~ This is fun! From Sonadowviva1, "Question for all couples, who tops?~"

Shadow: Me.

Amy: No duh-

Silver: Me. *proud baby*

Blaze: *embarrassed mumbles*

Asesinato: I did before separation.

Gow: *gags*

Natalia: *facepalms*

Paimon: More "soon-to-be" than actual couples. Shadow_the_edgehog asks, "have you ever had a idea that gods aren't immortal but incredibly slow aging?" As that is an interesting thought, I don't believe it to be true in our case.

Gow: Yeah, very immortal.

Paimon: ...Let's continue- Oh wait! One more from Kitty~ "I dare Shadow to sing the ABCs backwards while spinning in circles and if he messed up... He has to start over!~"

Shadow: ...I'll just SAY them. *starts spin* Z... y... x... w... vut... srq... ponml... kjih... gf... e... d... cba! *stops spinning* Done!

Gow: *claps gently* Good job... you did good.

Shadow: Yeah..?

Gow: Yeah, big guy... *pats his shoulder* Amy?

Amy: *comes over and gently takes Shadow to sit down*

Shadow: *trying not to show he's dizzy*

Paimon: Anybody else want a turn..? *out of breath*

Everyone: ...Nope!

Paimon: Oh you bastards- here are the last questions, thank Gaia. "How did Gow meet Sonic?"

Gow: Oh... uh-

Sonic: Well- um-

Shadow: They met through me. And that's all we're allowed to say until Izzy writes a book about it.

Paimon: "Why does Gow hate Nato?" My slave?

Asesinato: I'm not a-

Paimon: *sends him a death glare*

Asesinato: ...You're my boss, yes, b-but I'm not a slave-

Gow: I think this speaks for itself. *glares at Asesinato*

Asesinato: *ears lowers slightly and he sighs*

Paimon: ...There's definitely more going on here, but I don't really care- "John, Gow, Sonic, and Chaos, if you asked out your crush and they rejected you who would be your second choice? Assuming there's no God x Mortal law."

Gow: ...If I could choose no other version of the person-

Sonic: Another version of Shadow, I call it-!

Gow: Damn you!

Shadow: What?!

Gow: What?

Shadow: ...Why did you both want me?!

Sonic: ...You're hot, cool, kind- you're doing good with Amy, I see no red flags-

Gow: Yeah, that sounds good to me. Or Envy!~

OCs: *groans*

Diya: She doesn't even know who you are!

Gow: But I know who she is!~ 🥰

Diya: *groans*

John: Second choice? Uhhh- Crystal, or Sonic to spite.

Chaos: ...What did you say?

John: I have options. 💅🏽

Chaos: NO YOU DON'T, STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU-

*Technical Difficulties*

Chaos: ...I don't have a back-up plan with my crush.

Diya: *sad for him, but also relieved*

Gow: *crossing arms and glaring at Sonic* ...You went STRAIGHT for Shadow-

Sonic: *crossing arms and eyes narrowing at her* Like you weren't going to?!

Paimon: *rolls eyes* "What are Annie's thoughts on evil Mistletoe?"

Annie: ...I honestly like the nice one better.

Paimon: Oh, really?~ Mind you, we're passing 1200 soon.

Annie: ...Yeah. I stand by that. Sure, she's annoyingly hyperactive, but I'd rather see her happy than the world burning.

Gow: Aw, that's so sweet..! ...I think-

Paimon: Yeah, yeah, she's gay for the child, big whoop-

Annie: I am not!

Paimon: Whatever... what even is this last thing? "Cabbage"-?

Chaos: Sorry Savage. 😅

Paimon: ...What-?

(Thank you all so much for all the questions!! Just know it is appreciated! Can't wait for next chapter!)

(P.S. I suffered through my laptop to give you 1240 words of awesomeness.)