Me: NEW GUY WE HAVE A NEW GUY HERE HE IS *Points at him*

Jake: .......

All:.......

Jake: ..........

All: ............

5 minutes later:

Jake: ...........

All: ........

Jake: ......OPPA GANGHAM STYLE *Dances*

All: *Joins him*

Later:

Jake: *Stops dancing* Hai! I'm Jake, 17, and I love yellow 030

Johanna: *Drools*

Jake: Da heck is up with her?

All: JAKE AND JOHANNA SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

Johanna: *Blushes* STAHP IT!!!

Me: YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW

Jake x Johanna = GoldenShipping

Jake x Lala = SunlightShipping

Jake x Elle = MindfulShipping

Jake x Ellie = StatueShipping

Jake x Ally = FountaindrinkShipping

Jake x Tanya = OverShipping

Jake x Madhuri = CrowdedShipping

Jake x Pandora = BackgroundShipping

Jake x Nadia = CorrectShipping

Jake x Abby = OverkillShipping

Jake x Jenna = MemoryShipping

Jake x Zara = AxeShipping

Jake x Ranya = FortreeShipping

Me: Did I forget anyone? Who do you ship?