Bianca: When you're rife with devestation,

Tanya: There's a simpe explanation,

Ally: You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball!

Zara: And whichever way he tilts it,

Hunter: We know we must be resilient,

Johanna: We won't let them break our spirits as we sing our silly song!

Ranya: When I was a little filly,

Diamond: A galloping blaze overtook my city,

Flora: So they shipped me off to the orphanage, said "Ditch these roots if you wanna fit in!"

Ellie: So I dug one thousand holes,

Elle: And cut a rug with orphan foals,

Austin: Step two, shift your weight into your haunches!

All: -_- Really dude

Austin: What?

Bianca: ;-; How could you....

Austin: What did I do?!

Bianca: He's not a brony! ATTACK!

All but Austin: ROOOOAR! *Grabs pitchforks, torches, etc.*

Austin: ;-; The one two fanclub!

All: *Fangirls/fanboys* That's (one of) my jam! *Sings*

Flora: You're safe....for now *Pulls out Mikey*

Austin: ;-;