Bianca: Today we're going to-

Austin: Will you readers help me ;-; *tied to a chair*

Bianca: NO! *Puts tape over his mouth* That's your punishment for disrespecting Gypsy Bard!

Austin: Says the girl who spelled it "Gypseh bahd". *it's muffled*

The Author: That was me! And I'll be popping in here if there's a random author note!

Bianca: ANY FREAKING WAY! We're going to annoy Zara by singing gypsy bard!

Zara: *Comes in* Hey guys-

Bianca: NOW! When you're rife with devastation,

Johanna: There's a simple explanation!

Zara: There is?

Ally: You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball!

Zara: That's humanly impossible!

Ranya: And whichever way he tilts it,

Tanya: We know we must stay resilient,

Jenna: We won't let them break our spirits as we sing our silly song!

Zara: That-

Flora: When I was a little filly,

Jake: A galloping blaze overtook my city,

Diamond: So they shipped me off to the orphanage,

Hunter: Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"!

Madhuri: So I dug one thousand holes,

Pandora: And cut a rug with orphan foals,

Bianca: Now memories are blurred and their faces are obscured but I still know the words to this song!

Zara: Are you done-

Johanna: When you've bungled all your bangles,

Ally: And your loved ones have been mangled,

Ranya: Listen to the jingle jangle of my gypsy tambourine!

Zara: I prefer the guit-

Tanya: Cause these chords are hypnotizing,

Jenna: And the whole world's harmonizing!

All but Zara and Austin: So please children stop your crying and just sing along with me!

Bianca: *Lets Austin go*

Austin: You got the lyrics wrong! It's supposed-

All: *Graps weapons* Don't.freaking.start.

Austin: ;-;