Blind dates
Me: Hi everybody! We have a dare! >:)
Everyone:...
Me:...
Everyone: Well, what is it?
Me: I thought you'd never ask! *Shoves everyone in a closet*
Everyone: *Easily breaks down the door*
Me:...*Shoves them in a closet of titanium*
Diamond: *Teleports everyone out*
Me: FFS JUST GO IN A CLOSET AND STAY IN A CLOSET IT'S PART OF THE DARE
Everyone: ._. *Stays in closet*
Me: It's actually not, and they can't hear me now :3
Me: So! The lovely AuthorPowerzz dares the one and only me to set up people on blind dates! Sooo let's do this! *Pulls out phone*
~Le later~
Me: Okay everybody! You can come out! *Unlocks closet*
Everyone: *Comes out*
Me: *Shoves everyone into the biggest car in existence*
Everyone: ;-;
Me: *Drives like a maniac*
Ellie: This is probably how I DIE
Me: *Screeches to a stop* *Gets out of car and grabs Raya*
Raya: Oh Fazbear
Me: *Drags Raya inside a restaurant*
Raya: Do you expect me to perform for children because NO
Me: Just sit your @$$ down
Raya: -_- Gee, how nice you are
Me: The better to torture you with, my dear! *Shoves her into a chair* I'll be right back, DON'T MOVE *Runs back to the car and grabs Bailey* *Drags her inside*
Bailey: Wha-
Me: *Sits her in a chair in front of Raya* Now do date-y stuff *Runs off and watches them with binoculars*
Bailey:...
Raya:...
Bailey:...Lovely weather we're havi-
Raya: Don't even try
~Skip to next date~
Jake: This
Jo: This is
Jake: This is so
Jo: This is so awkward
Jake: I have a girlfriend
Jo: Me too
Jake:...Great chatting with you *Leaves*
Jo: Yup *Also leaves*
Waiter: Are you guys gonna pay for that...?
~Skip to next date~
Sylvia: And then she was like, "I'm gonna make my OC shoot you to torture Diamond"
Diamond: And she said, "I'm gonna make you go on a wild goose chase to find a hospital, only to have your loved one die in your arms"
Sylvia: And they both were like
Both: "...Tragically"
~STND~
Aiana: I love you Minoru-kun~
Minoru: Okay...
Aiana: LOVE ME BACK
Minoru: O_O I love you too
Aiana: Yay~ I'll be right back~ *Kills someone who looked at Minoru* *Comes back* c:
~STND~
Elle: I like someone else
Hunter: K bai
~STND~
Jackson: Lala
Maliah: Teehee~
Jackson: I
Maliah: Hehe~
Jackson: Am
Maliah: Haha~
Jackson: Going
Maliah: Lalala~
Jackson: To
Maliah: Teehee~
Jackson: DESTROY YOU
~End of blind dates~
Me: Mission "Blind Date" code name "Torture them" was a success! Thanks for the dare AuthorPowerzz!
(As you can see I only used my own OCs, I don't like controlling other people's OCs :P)
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Me: Thanks for reading! Comment more dares or questions!
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