From Hetalia_Philippines_ - "Out of all the countries you know. Who would you: Kiss Marry Fuck And why?"

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Fangirls..... *mumbles*

WAIT THAT'S NOT MY ANSWER AHHHHH

Ok, um, I'm afraid that I can't answer that..... it may not only put fuel on certain ships on fire, but it could enrage others and possibly ruin my reputation.

I mean, as a "would you rather," I would probably pick Feliciana, but it's not like I have a choice; I'd prefer a girl, and I don't know many female countries anyway.

Er, not to make you look bad, but could you refrain from asking such questions as that?

I'm sorry.....