Here we go again.

Eleven

Ugh.

You didn't fight the first time.

And there's the title.

Gods. Not God.

Bad cryptic me.

Ughhhhh

(Side note: I get kind of weirded out reading about lovesick couples. I'm kind of a hypocrite...)

Wait-the end? There are a lot of chapters left.

Roll credits.

Twelve (Turns out it wasn't the end...)

Marshmallows burn. Not melt.

And? 

Bad me. He said no.

Um, excuse you, the Ares and Hephaestus cabins may have a lot of guys, but that doesn't make them homophobic. 

Preach, me.

Ooh, crypticness. Fun.

Keeping secrets, are we, me? *shakes head in disappointment*

It's Death Boy. Two words.

Good night to you, too.

Thirteen

So now my 'mother' is dying of a disease? Good for her.

I am kidnapped, apparently. In a flashback.

Oh look, it's Luke. Cue four-paragraph long description.

Uh, Luke is straight. Very straight. 

Most confusing flash back ever. What is going on?

I'm so confused... The beginning said this was going to be explicit, which is probably why I don't get it. I have some innocence left.

Fourteen

EWWWWWWWWW

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew 

Ew.

Fifteen

PERSEUS FREAKING JACKSON

GET OFF OF ME

Oh, so it wasn't you? Who was it then?

Let me repeat this: I don't go to Fish Boy for advice or help.

Sixteen

What even?

Why is Luke back, and why does he keep flickering?

Okay, Mythology 101: It's Peitho, not Pietho, and Peitho is a GODDESS. As in, female. Thank you.

Nope. When the villain says 'ga-ga,' it's bad.

Okay then. Wow. 

Can I just stop here? This is going nowhere.

Seventeen (I'm done.)

Ew, no.

What is the point of a spear if not to impale?

Ah, there we go. See? It went right through me-Oh wait.

I'm dying. Okay then.

Gods, Nico. You've "used what's left of your powers" five times in the past two minutes. Pass out already.

I'm the healer. You are the literal opposite.

The ER is not going to take the cause of injury as 'was fighting a god and expended all his power saving a guy who was killed by said god's spear.'

Excuse me? Asclepios is a Greek god.

It takes a while to recover from a magic stab wound. Ask Jason.

Ohhhhhkay then. He's forgotten me. Fun.

Forget the rest of this book. Sorry to those of you who like it, but this is just too confusing.

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