
Introducing me as the dumb American tourist
Here's a question that's been bothering me. If you and nico get on a train somewhere (to tour the Italian countryside or somefink) and then suddenly the police search the train looking for some thiefs or something and you realize you and nico are on the wrong train and the police are searching everyone's tickets and when you get yours searched they think you guys are thiefs?! And you get thrown in like ITALIAN JAIL?! what happens THEN?! WHAT IF YOUR IN DIFFRENT CELLS FROM EACH OTHER?? How can you two be an adorable couple then?! How well have you planned for a train-to-Italian-jail-crisis?! I mean, nobody would even know you were in there! It'd be one of those: oh-whatever-happened-to-poor-will-and-nico-things
That's...a really weird question.
First of all, Nico speaks fluent Italian, so I doubt we'd get on the wrong train in the first place.
In the unlikely event that we do (Gods, I sound like a flight attendant), once again, Nico speaks fluent Italian, and I can be the dumb American tourist who got lost.
Besides, what on Earth, Olympus and the Underworld would these thieves have stolen? Luggage? I'm about 99% sure I'm not going to carry around a giant bag of money while on a train. Even if we looked suspicious, they'd have to prove we stole something to actually imprison us.
And other than being horribly bored/lonely, I'm physically capable of not being with Nico 24/7.
He goes on these stupid quests all the time, and I hate it, but I have to put up with him being gone for days.
So yeah, I think we're covered when it comes to a " train-to-Italian-jail-crisis", as you put it.
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