Rubyh0wll asks: hey Darstache did you know that this is a thing?

darkstache:

1. in most recently post pubescent males the thin pseudo mustache grown till about they are 17.

2. thin pseudo mustache grown by indian or hispanic women

guy 1: dude why the hell is hirsh still rockin the darkstache?

guy 2: cuz hes afraid if he shaves its gonna take him another 17 years to grow it back

guy 1: whata toolbag

Darkstache: yeah, I know. I don't care.