@Nick-Left4Dead2 dares: Dark kiss Wilford >:3 if you don't want to then wear a skirt and draw a dildo on your face.....IM SO EVIL.

Dark: I'll wear the skirt but no way in hell am I drawing a dick on my face.

Mark: JUST! DO IT!

Dark: NO! *goes to take a nap*

Author-chan waits a little to make sure he's knocked out. She then grabs a sharpie marker and infiltrates the room. She draws a dick on the forehead and exits before he wakes up.

Dark: WHO THE F*CK DREW A DICK ON MY FORHEAD?!?!

Author-chan: Donald Trump

Dark teleports to Washington and ports Donald Trump into the void of his worse nightmares.

Ps: I hate Donald Trump