I dare you to slap Zeus and then scream "YOU HAVE BEEN VALDEZNATED!" at the top of your lungs then wink at Hera.

*cracks knuckles* Lez do this.

Leo~ *surfs to Olympus*

Zeus~ *looks up from his newspaper* Valdez?

Leo~ Hey, old man.

Zeus~ *dROPS NEWSPAPER* I BEG YOUR PARDON-

Leo~ *jumps, trying to slap Zeus*

yOU'VE BEEN VALDEZ--

Zeus: ...

Leo~ Uh, wait a second, this is supposed to work. *jumps again in an attempt to slap* YOu"VE BEEN VALDEZ-

Zeus: ._.

Leo~ Last try, I promise! *this time, climbs on Zeus's throne and slaps his godly cheek*

YOu'VE BEEN VALDEZINATED, FREAK! *jumps off*

Zeus~ *zaps Leo with a lightning bolt*

Leo~ Lol, I have fire powers! *puts on cool shades* #GETREKT

*winks at Hera*

Hera~ *just glares Leo to death*