I dare you to go up to Percy and make tearable water puns.

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Leo: *saunters up to Percy* Percy
Hey Percy
PERCY

Percy: WHAT

Leo: I have a question

Percy: 

Leo: WATER YOU DOING?

Percy:

Leo: *slaps knee, laughing*

Percy:

Leo: What's wrong, man? You look a little... FLUSHED.

Percy: LEO I SWEAR TO THE GODS-

Leo: Getting tide-ered yet?

Percy: Yes

Leo: Okay okay okay here's a good one.
What is the opposite of being sick?

Percy: ... being not sick?

Leo: You ruin all the fun, Percy. I'm so ashamed.
It's WHALE, Percy. WHALE.

Percy: I can say that a Son of Poseidon, I am offended.

Leo: Sheesh, man. Don't get so.. BRIGGERED.

Percy: Wtf

Leo: You know. Triggered. Brig? You know, like the ship? (If you don't understand, google it. :D)

Percy: I get it, Leo. I'm saying wtf because it was so terrible.

Leo:

Percy: *puts on Persassy sunglasses* Maybe now you understand how awful your puns are and how nobody wants to hear them?

Leo: :D Okay I have another one

Percy: Oh just krill me now