Tie yourself to a shark that's tied to a rocket heading for an active volcano.

Okay, the shark I'm worried about. Active volcano? Not so much.

Percy~ *ties Leo to shark/rocket*

*whispers something in Shark Language to him*

Leo~ Did you just tell him to rip out my guts?

Percy~ What? No.

.

I told him to eat all your smoreos.

Leo~ ... I hate you.

Percy~ I can feel the love, man. Goodbye!

[[ Heading for the volcano ]]

Shark: *has already torn off a lot of Leo's hair*

Leo~ MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWING HAIR!

*smacks sharky with hammer IN THE SNOUT*

Shark~ *shark-shouts in pain*

Leo~ *uses awesome skills to make a makeshift jetpack*

*cuts chains*

*while flying* Bye-bye, Sharky. You just lost to Leo Valdez.

Shark~ *burns majestically in volcano*

[[ IT RAINS SHARK MEAT ]]