I dare you to Steal Reyna's dogs or slap Hylla

Gee. For my fangirls, you sure seem to want me dead.

*runs to Camp Jupiter*

*pants* Hey Reyna!

Reyna~ *glares* Hello, stupid demigod who fired on New Rome.

Leo~ Heh, I love you too.

Reyna~ *GLARE INTENSIFIES*

Leo~ *OKAY*

Speaking of hello, can I say that to your dogs? Where are they? *hides rope behind my back*

[[ wherever Reyna's dogs are at ]]

Leo~ Hey guys!

Reyna's dogs (forgot their names xD)~ -_- Woof.

Leo~ *lassoes the gold one with the rope*

Reyna~ VALDEZ!

Silver dog~ *runs after Leo, chomping and snapping*

Leo~ *runs for his life dragging the stupid gold dog*

*runs up a hill*

*pants*

If only I could Apparate inside Hogwarts grounds.

*tightens grip on the rope and runs back to Camp Half Blood*

#ThugLife

I'm okay! #HungerGames!

*checks phone (YES I KNOW WE ARE DEMIGODS AND THERE IS NO MONSTER FREE TECHNOLOGY BUT WHATEV)*

Reyna Arellano:

Give me my dog back, Valdez! Or I will make you feel pain the Roman way!

Leo~ *shakes head* Why didn't I just slap Hylla?!