I dare you to slap Nico.

Wow, congratulations on getting me killed. *slow clapping*

*walks to Nico* Heyy.

Nico: ... Hello.

Me: This is a dare, okay?

Nico: What-

Me: *le slap on the arm to avoid extreme conflict*

Nico: *death glare*

Me: Oh, look at the time!