I dare you to tell Clarisse she's sexy.

*slow claps*

Leo: *walks to the Ares cabin*

Random Ares Kid: *glares* What do you want, punk?

Leo: You have a thing for calling people punks, don't you? *raises eyebrows*

RAK: What. Do. You. Want?

Leo: I'd like to speak with your boss, Mr. Eric.

RAK: My name's Ben. But.. yeah. Okay.

Clarisse: *appears by Ben* What do you want, punk?

Leo: Whoa. Did you know that Mr. Eric said the exact same thing to me when I knocked on the door?

Clarisse: ...

Leo: Clarisse, whatever I say now is the opposite of what I want to say, all right?

Clarisse: ...

Leo: You're flamin' hot.

[[ Later ]]

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"I shouldn't have taken the dare."