I dare you to text everyone saying that you're going to commit suicide.

Well, texting people is pretty much actually committing suicide since I'm probably going to get eaten by a monster.. ._.

But anyway!

Dear Friends,

I'm committing suicide.

(insert really long but semi-true paragraph about being the Seventh Wheel and you'll be better off without me and stuff)

Bring cookies to the funeral.

-Leo

[[ At the Funeral ]]

Everyone: *cri cri cri*

[[ The "Everyone Gather In a Circle And Say Nice Things about Leo" Part ]]

Piper: Leo was like a brother to me. He was always there. The whole journey.

Jason: Leo always knew how to make anyone smile.

Frank: Leo was cool. ..

Hazel: Leo was a true friend.

Percy: Leo was.. in a word.. awesnoying. (awesome + annoying)

Annabeth: Leo was a real mechanical genius.

Calypso: ... *insert really long paragraph about how amazing + funny Leo is*

Leo: *pops head out of the bush* I KNEW you always thought I was funny! .. Uh oh.

[[ Later ]]

Annabeth: Okay, everyone! Line up if you want to be part of the Strangling Leo game!

The night ended well for everyone except Leo.