I dare you to call Apollo a "big fat hard-headed dunderhead" and say that you're wa-a-a-ay cooler than him.

~

Leo~ *catwalks to Mt. Olympus*

*walks up to 'Le Concierge'*

*slicks hair back* I'd like to see Mr. Apollo.

Hestia~ What do you want, little demigod?

Leo~ Little? What do you mean little? You're like half my-

Hestia~ *grows into 'woman form'*

Leo~ ... o_o

Hestia~ -_- I don't think Apollo has-

Apollo~ *pops head through.. somewhere* Time? TIME? Hestia, I'm the god of time!

Hestia~ You are NOT the god of everything.

Apollo~ Oh. Right. We-e-ell, anyway. I got time! Come on in, Awesome Creator of the Valdezinator!

[[ Apollo's Room ]]

Leo~ Okay, before we go over anything else, I have to say one thing.

This was a dare.

Apollo~ Wait..

Another dare? ._.

Leo~ Yea sorry.

*deep breath*

You are a big fat hard-headed dunderhead and I'm way cooler than you.

Apollo~ *looks at narrator* Can I kill him now?

[[ Leo staggers out of Mt. Olympus now wearing giant shoes. ]]

Calypso~ *laughs her head off* What happened? And what's with the shoes.

Leo~ Um.. well.. Apollo appears to have dislocated my toe. He took it a little too persona-

*SCREAAAAAM*

Leo~ Just kidding, just kidding!