What if you were turned into a smoreo for a day?

First, I would get eaten because Smoreos ALWAYS get eaten because they are the most MAJESTIC, WONDERFUL, DELICIOUS things ever to walk the planet. That's right, sometimes they walk. Um. Yeah.

Anyway, the person (or animal) I would be eaten by would be Gaudior the Unicorn (hats off to you if you get the reference). As I went through the digestive system, I would somehow be turned into a rainbow poop. When I left Gaudior's beautiful anus, I would turn into a Smoreo Mouse and live a life of peace for the rest of the day. The End.