(When 'Camp' just doesn't fit anymore)

TheDerpierSide- I'm here for my cookies!

Everyone- (hands her one cookie each)

TheDerpierSide- (starts eating one) Thanks!! (starts walk off while holding a bunch of cookies in her hands)

Laney- Well hello there, I'm still in Camplakebottom with random strangers, the other person who I'm supposed to be doing this book with is somewhere off in Squirt's clothes trying to learn this thing called Kamehemeha and I have blue hair. Help me.

Becca- Guess who's back :)

Laney- SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

Becca- I'm going to stay here for another 7 chapters

Laney- you know, we should rename this book, 'Ask Laney, Larry and Becca'

Becca- I don't think Daisy will allow that

McGee- who?

Laney- This random person who appears out nowhere

Daisy- Greetings

Laney- like now

Daisy- K I'll go now, this is all filler, let's just start the dares (disappears)

Becca- but first let's transition to Larry and zankule

(transitions to larry and zankule)

Larry- (tries to put his hands together to do the kamehemeha and grunts)

zankule- (watches in silence)

Larry- (continues to try)

zankule-(continues to watch)

Larry- (continues to try)

zankule-(continues to watch)

Larry- I can't do this!!!

zankule- you can! You just need to believe in yourself, I know you can do it

Larry- thanks (continues to try)

(back to Camplakebottom)

Suzi- (whining) My hair!!! This cheap hair dye is ruining my precious hair!!!

Gretchen- nobody cares -.-

Becca- yo, so I have a dare, Laney and Squirt have to swap clothes

Laney- so now I have to wear McGee's clothes...?

Squirt- aw wearing McGee's clothes is fun

Becca- Yeah I guess (shrugs)

(after epic transformation of changing clothes)

Laney- this is so weird...

Squirt- (looks extremely happy with what's happening)

Becca- (trying to contain her laughter) my next dare is Laney has to sing to Larry, 'Helpless' from Hamilton

Laney- but Larry's not here...

Becca- you can do it over the phone

Laney- ok then...

(after a few minutes of preparing)

Laney- (video calls Larry) Hey

Larry- hi, i'm in the middle of trying to learn the Kamehameha... I suck

zankule- (in the background) come on Larry, we need to train

Laney- wait first i need to do something

Larry- dare?

Laney- yup. (clears throat)

https://youtu.be/30N4rPZuUMc

Random Background people- 

Hey hey hey hey  

Random Background People and Laney-

Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)

Dooo! Hey! (Hey hey hey hey)

Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)

Dooo! Boy you got me (Hey hey hey)  

Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit

I'm helpless!

Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em  

Laney-

I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night

Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room

Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"

Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom

Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume  

Random background people and Laney-

Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine  

Grab my sister and whisper, "Yo, this one's mine." (Ooh)

My sister made her way across the room to you (Ooh)

And I got nervous, thinking, "What's she gonna do?" (Ooh)

She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "I'm through" (Ooh)

Then you look back at me, and suddenly I'm...

Helpless!

Oh, look at those eyes (Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)

Oh! Yeah, I'm helpless, I know

(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em)

(I'm helpless!)

I'm so into you, I am so into you

(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)

(I'm helpless!)

I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em  

(pause occurs)

Larry- am I supposed to si-?

Laney- you ruin-

Larry- oh oo-

Laney-

Elizabeth Schuyler

It's a pleasure to meet you  

Larry- huh?

Laney- oh my-

Thank you for all your service  

Larry- ahhh what do i say???

Laney- man I do-

One week later

I'm writin' a letter nightly

Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me

Laughin' at my sister, 'cause she wants to form a harem  

oh mu god i don't have anyone to play as my si-

Ha!

Two weeks later in the living room stressin' (stressin')

My father's stone-faced while you're asking for his blessin' (blessin')

I'm dying inside, as you wine and dine

And I'm tryin' not to cry 'cause there's nothing that your mind can't do (Ooh)

My father makes his way across the room to you (Ooh)

I panic for a second, thinking, "We're through." (Ooh)

But then he shakes your hand and says, "Be true." (Ooh)

And you turn back to me smiling, and I'm...

(Hey!)

Helpless!

(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)

I'm helpless, hoo

(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!)

Yes mommy, that boy is mine

(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)

(I'm helpless!)

Helpless!

Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em  

(there is a long awkward pause)

Larry- is this my solo...?

Laney- yes...

(after a few more seconds)

Laney and background people-

{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) Eliza...

{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) I've never felt so

{Helpless!} (Hey, yeah, yeah!)

{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}

(Down for the count and I'm)

My life is gon' be fine 'cause Eliza's in it {Helpless!}

(I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)

{Helpless!}

(I'm) {Helpless!}

{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}  

Background people-

In New York you can be a new man

In New York you can be a new man

In New York you can be a new man  

Laney-

Helpless

Larry- uhmm..... oops?

Laney- (hangs up)