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(Lake24)(Silver11)(Sigh10)(Larney10)(Spying2) Fighting Santa

Larry- why do we keep on doing holiday-related chapters, later? We're 14 days late! *I'm just gonna blame Laney.*

Laney- Hey don't blame me Larry, I'm not the one writing this

Larry- huh

Laney- *this is fun* nothing~ anyway I just realised this is the last chapter for the Larney dares!

Larry- Finally!

Silver- Yay... (looks at the dare for today is looks weirded out) .... *poor Larry*

Laney- poor Larry indeed

Silver- wait what...

Larry- (suspiciously looks at Laney and Silver) Um what

Laney- oh it's just this dare, we have to fight Santa, and you're going to be stepped on by a reindeer because loudfanrulez43 finds it funny. I'm not disagreeing though....

Larry- you guys are mean! ;-;

Gretchen- where are you guys gonna find someone to dress up as Santa anyway

Squirt- what do you mean dress up? Santa's real and is in the North Pole! Duh!

Gretchen-*time to wreck someone's dreams...*

Laney-Squirt, Santa doesn't exist.

Larry- Laney!!! Don't-

Laney- why (kisses him on the cheek)

Gretchen- hey I was gonna do that...

Larry- wait what?

Laney- (innocent smiles)

Squirt- WHATTTTTT NOOOOO, HE DOES EXISTTTTT

McGee- (pats him on the back) sure he does

Squirt- I'LL SHOW YOU ALL, LET'S GO TO THE NORTH POLE

Silver- how are we going to get there...?

Squirt- WALKING OF COURSE! Let's go! (starts skipping happily)

Gretchen- yeah I'm not going

McGee- I would go but the North Pole is really far from here...

Buttsquat- Losers! I'll show you, I can walk all the way without getting tired (starts following Squirt)

McGee- oh really? I can walk twice as far without getting tired! (starts running after them)

Silver- ...I'm staying...

Larry- *I don't want to do this* let's go Laney

Laney- me neither Larry, and I hate you (kisses him on the cheek again)

Larry- wait me neither..?

Laney- hurry up! (starts walking)

Larry- (follows her in confusion)

(after like 30 hours)

Squirt- WE'RE HERE! (not tired at all)

McGee and Buttsquat- (fall to the ground in exhaustion)

Squirt- I'll take care of these two, now go fight Santa and prove that I'm right! And plase don't hurt him too much

Laney- (really tired) We won't

Larry- (dying) Thanks Squirt

(they both go the workshop and knock)

Laney- uh hi....

(the door opens to reveal an elf)

Elf- who are you...?

Larry- we're here to fight Santa

(gasps are heard from the workshop)

Elf- fight...? You want to HARM Santa?

Laney-  no not har-

Elf- GET THEM!!!!!!!!!

(hundreds of elves appear out of nowhere and attack Laney and Larry)

Larry- RUNNNNNNN

 (they both get away as soon as possible back to Squirt)

Squirt- so how'd it go!

McGee and Buttsquat- (still dead)

Laney- uh well some elves came and attacked us....

Larry- we need to somehow get in there..

Squirt- I have an idea!

(Squirt grabs McGee and Buttsquat and puts them on his shoulders)

Squirt- you can climb through the chimney!

(he goes all gorilla and climbs up the building to the top with no problem)

Larry- *how did he do that?*

Laney- I don't know

Larry- wha-

Laney- let's climb! (starts climbing up)

Larry-.... (follows her up in confusion)

Squirt- now through the chimney you go!

Laney and Larry- (jump in)

(they both drop to a fire place)

Laney and Larry- AHHHH FIRE!!!!!!!!! (they run around like crazy)

Elf- (clears throat)

Larry- well that plan failed

Elf- yes it did, GET THEM!!!!!

Santa- STOP!

Elf- hello Mr Clause these-

Santa- Elves.... what have I told you about attacking random children?

Elves- to not attack them....

Santa- yes. Now go.

Elves- (walk away)

Santa- hello children, what do you need? Hohoho

Larry- *I can't believe he exists*

Laney- Same.

Larry- ?

Laney- so we're here because we got dared to fight you...

Santa- fight me?

Larry- yeah... please don't hate us!

Santa- of course I would hate you, but.... (takes of coat to reveal another coat with a karate belt around it) YOU BETTER BE PREPARED FOR SOME CRUSHING, HOHOHOHO

Laney and Larry- uh....

Santa- HO HO HO (kicks them to the wall)

Laney- he's stronger than he let's on...

Larry- how are we gonna beat him, we're gonna die, I'm NEVER GONNA BE ON THE GOOD LIST EVER AGAIN

Laney- we need to fight him (stands up and gets into position) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (punches Santa)

Santa- ..... (unaffected) YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK LITTLE GIRL????? (punches her)

Laney- AHHHHHHH (gets back to the same wall with Larry) Your turn to attack

Larry- um..... (throws a present at Santa)

Santa- YOU DARE USE A PRESENT AGAINST ME???!!!!!! (throws millions of presents at him per second)

Larry- HELP LANEY

Laney- uhhhh (spots a reindeer watching)

Larry- oh don't tell me you-

Laney- (jumps onto a reindeer) GIDDY UP REINDEER

Reindeer-.... (walks towards Larry)

Laney- ATTACK SANTA

Larry- (falls to the ground defenceless)

Reindeer- (steps on Larry on the place where, ok you get it)

Laney- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Larry- WHY ME 

Santa- YOU REALLY THINK MY REINDEER'S GONNA LISTEN TO YOU????!!!

Elf- Um sir we- (Sees Santa bench pressing Laney and Larry, and slowly backs away)

Larry and Larry- WE GIVE UP

Santa- oh good! (drops them and stands them up) Now that that's over, do you two want some candy canes!

Laney and Larry- .......

(timeskip)

Squirt- (comes back while carry Buttsquat, McGee, Laney, Larry and is eating a candy cane) We're back!

Gretchen- uh.... are they alright?

Squirt- Yeah! Buttsquat and McGee fainted bcause of the walking and snow, and Laney and Larry got beaten up by Santa! See, I told you he was real

Gretchen- ..... I'll never doubt you again

(with Suzi)

Suzi- (is shivering to death) What use is Gretchen's clothes if they don't even help with the cold???!!!

Papyrus- hello it is I, the great Papyrus!

Suzi- Lame (walks past him)

Papyrus- wait are you, a human! Wowie!

Suzi- Yeah, I'm the best human, like ever :)

Papyrus- Wowie! Well I'm sorry but I have to capture you for my friend Undyne.

Suzi- WAIT WHAT???!!!

(they go into battle and Papyrus' battle theme starts)

Suzi- ew what's this lame music

Papyrus- what! It's my battle theme of course!

Suzi- I hate it. Let's get over this already

(they start battle and Suzi is really bad)

Suzi- STOP ATTACKING ME!

Papyrus- sorry human

Suzi- (reaches 1 HP and is badly hurt)

Papyrus- oh time to capture you! 

Suzi- (blacks out)

(after waking up)

Suzi- where am I...

Suzi- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(That was long lol)

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