(Lake24)(Silver11)(Sigh10)(Larney10)(Spying2) Fighting Santa
Larry- why do we keep on doing holiday-related chapters, later? We're 14 days late! *I'm just gonna blame Laney.*
Laney- Hey don't blame me Larry, I'm not the one writing this
Larry- huh
Laney- *this is fun* nothing~ anyway I just realised this is the last chapter for the Larney dares!
Larry- Finally!
Silver- Yay... (looks at the dare for today is looks weirded out) .... *poor Larry*
Laney- poor Larry indeed
Silver- wait what...
Larry- (suspiciously looks at Laney and Silver) Um what
Laney- oh it's just this dare, we have to fight Santa, and you're going to be stepped on by a reindeer because loudfanrulez43 finds it funny. I'm not disagreeing though....
Larry- you guys are mean! ;-;
Gretchen- where are you guys gonna find someone to dress up as Santa anyway
Squirt- what do you mean dress up? Santa's real and is in the North Pole! Duh!
Gretchen-*time to wreck someone's dreams...*
Laney-Squirt, Santa doesn't exist.
Larry- Laney!!! Don't-
Laney- why (kisses him on the cheek)
Gretchen- hey I was gonna do that...
Larry- wait what?
Laney- (innocent smiles)
Squirt- WHATTTTTT NOOOOO, HE DOES EXISTTTTT
McGee- (pats him on the back) sure he does
Squirt- I'LL SHOW YOU ALL, LET'S GO TO THE NORTH POLE
Silver- how are we going to get there...?
Squirt- WALKING OF COURSE! Let's go! (starts skipping happily)
Gretchen- yeah I'm not going
McGee- I would go but the North Pole is really far from here...
Buttsquat- Losers! I'll show you, I can walk all the way without getting tired (starts following Squirt)
McGee- oh really? I can walk twice as far without getting tired! (starts running after them)
Silver- ...I'm staying...
Larry- *I don't want to do this* let's go Laney
Laney- me neither Larry, and I hate you (kisses him on the cheek again)
Larry- wait me neither..?
Laney- hurry up! (starts walking)
Larry- (follows her in confusion)
(after like 30 hours)
Squirt- WE'RE HERE! (not tired at all)
McGee and Buttsquat- (fall to the ground in exhaustion)
Squirt- I'll take care of these two, now go fight Santa and prove that I'm right! And plase don't hurt him too much
Laney- (really tired) We won't
Larry- (dying) Thanks Squirt
(they both go the workshop and knock)
Laney- uh hi....
(the door opens to reveal an elf)
Elf- who are you...?
Larry- we're here to fight Santa
(gasps are heard from the workshop)
Elf- fight...? You want to HARM Santa?
Laney- no not har-
Elf- GET THEM!!!!!!!!!
(hundreds of elves appear out of nowhere and attack Laney and Larry)
Larry- RUNNNNNNN
(they both get away as soon as possible back to Squirt)
Squirt- so how'd it go!
McGee and Buttsquat- (still dead)
Laney- uh well some elves came and attacked us....
Larry- we need to somehow get in there..
Squirt- I have an idea!
(Squirt grabs McGee and Buttsquat and puts them on his shoulders)
Squirt- you can climb through the chimney!
(he goes all gorilla and climbs up the building to the top with no problem)
Larry- *how did he do that?*
Laney- I don't know
Larry- wha-
Laney- let's climb! (starts climbing up)
Larry-.... (follows her up in confusion)
Squirt- now through the chimney you go!
Laney and Larry- (jump in)
(they both drop to a fire place)
Laney and Larry- AHHHH FIRE!!!!!!!!! (they run around like crazy)
Elf- (clears throat)
Larry- well that plan failed
Elf- yes it did, GET THEM!!!!!
Santa- STOP!
Elf- hello Mr Clause these-
Santa- Elves.... what have I told you about attacking random children?
Elves- to not attack them....
Santa- yes. Now go.
Elves- (walk away)
Santa- hello children, what do you need? Hohoho
Larry- *I can't believe he exists*
Laney- Same.
Larry- ?
Laney- so we're here because we got dared to fight you...
Santa- fight me?
Larry- yeah... please don't hate us!
Santa- of course I would hate you, but.... (takes of coat to reveal another coat with a karate belt around it) YOU BETTER BE PREPARED FOR SOME CRUSHING, HOHOHOHO
Laney and Larry- uh....
Santa- HO HO HO (kicks them to the wall)
Laney- he's stronger than he let's on...
Larry- how are we gonna beat him, we're gonna die, I'm NEVER GONNA BE ON THE GOOD LIST EVER AGAIN
Laney- we need to fight him (stands up and gets into position) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (punches Santa)
Santa- ..... (unaffected) YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK LITTLE GIRL????? (punches her)
Laney- AHHHHHHH (gets back to the same wall with Larry) Your turn to attack
Larry- um..... (throws a present at Santa)
Santa- YOU DARE USE A PRESENT AGAINST ME???!!!!!! (throws millions of presents at him per second)
Larry- HELP LANEY
Laney- uhhhh (spots a reindeer watching)
Larry- oh don't tell me you-
Laney- (jumps onto a reindeer) GIDDY UP REINDEER
Reindeer-.... (walks towards Larry)
Laney- ATTACK SANTA
Larry- (falls to the ground defenceless)
Reindeer- (steps on Larry on the place where, ok you get it)
Laney- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Larry- WHY ME
Santa- YOU REALLY THINK MY REINDEER'S GONNA LISTEN TO YOU????!!!
Elf- Um sir we- (Sees Santa bench pressing Laney and Larry, and slowly backs away)
Larry and Larry- WE GIVE UP
Santa- oh good! (drops them and stands them up) Now that that's over, do you two want some candy canes!
Laney and Larry- .......
(timeskip)
Squirt- (comes back while carry Buttsquat, McGee, Laney, Larry and is eating a candy cane) We're back!
Gretchen- uh.... are they alright?
Squirt- Yeah! Buttsquat and McGee fainted bcause of the walking and snow, and Laney and Larry got beaten up by Santa! See, I told you he was real
Gretchen- ..... I'll never doubt you again
(with Suzi)
Suzi- (is shivering to death) What use is Gretchen's clothes if they don't even help with the cold???!!!
Papyrus- hello it is I, the great Papyrus!
Suzi- Lame (walks past him)
Papyrus- wait are you, a human! Wowie!
Suzi- Yeah, I'm the best human, like ever :)
Papyrus- Wowie! Well I'm sorry but I have to capture you for my friend Undyne.
Suzi- WAIT WHAT???!!!
(they go into battle and Papyrus' battle theme starts)
Suzi- ew what's this lame music
Papyrus- what! It's my battle theme of course!
Suzi- I hate it. Let's get over this already
(they start battle and Suzi is really bad)
Suzi- STOP ATTACKING ME!
Papyrus- sorry human
Suzi- (reaches 1 HP and is badly hurt)
Papyrus- oh time to capture you!
Suzi- (blacks out)
(after waking up)
Suzi- where am I...
Suzi- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(That was long lol)
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