Ross: We are back!!

Cheri: Great. That's so exciting. I'm sure they missed us a whole lot.

Ross: Don't be such a sour puss.

Alexander: Are we done? Can I go home now?

Ross: Nope! I thought you'd have gotten used to being called in every once in a while.

John: He's just tired. Herc, Laf, and Peggy kept us up the entire night.

Ross: I know. Anyway, I didn't call you here for nothing. First question: Favorite book series?

John: Harry Potter. By far.

Alexander: I don't really have a favorite. I'll read just about anything.

Ross: 'Aight. Now, couple questions from me to you, Cheri.

Cheri: *le sigh*

Ross: Let me know if they get too personal. The safe word is dingleberries.

Cheri: What the hell are dingleberries-

Ross: First up, favorite food.

Cheri: Bread.

Ross: Seriously?

Cheri: Yes. You asked the question, you get an honest answer.

Ross: *shrug* Alright. Next, books or television.

Cheri: Books.

Ross: Finally, do you enjoy being around people?

Cheri: *muttering* How'd you go from what my favorite food was to whether I like being around people.

Ross: Well?

Cheri: Dingleberries or whatever the hell you said.

Ross: *suspicious* Alright. Back to you lot. Dogs or cats.

Alexander: Cats. They'll leave you alone if you leave them alone.

John: Dogs are one of the most precious things on this earth and don't deserve the treatment they are receiving.

Ross: That's all for today, but feel free to ask us questions anytime. We'll be sure to answer 'em.