Ross: It's that time again!

Cheri: Remind me why I'm here?

Ross: Moral support. Now, Johnny boy and Alexandra. How are we doing?

Alexander: The name isn't Alexandra.

Ross: Not you, silly. Her. *points across room*

Alexander: Oh.

Ross: Today, I have brought the girl version of you that may or may not be used in a future story.

Alexander: Wait. Does that mean I've been in a story this entire time-

*Cut-off*

Ross: Sorry about that. Some technical issues occurred. *presses hands together awkwardly*

Cheri: *glares at Ross* You nearly did something stupid.

Ross: *shrugs* Anyway, Alexander, meet Alexandra . But she likes to go by Alex.

John: Why am I here? I was napping.

Ross: Too bad, so sad. Both of you need to introduce yourselves and be nice. She won't be able to visit for long.

Cheri: Ross, this is stupid.

Ross: Shush, let me finish. Alexandra, meet Alexander and John.

Alexandra: A pleasure. *shakes Alexander's hand*

Alexander: Uh, same here?

John: Um, hi, Alexandra.

Alexandra: *waves*

Ross: We've got questions and dares for our friend, Alexandra here. Along with you two. And, of course, Cheri.

Cheri: Oh, God.

Ross: *clears throat* Alexandra, who do you like better, John or Alexander.

Alexandra: They're both cool. I can't choose between them.

Ross: 'Aight. Now, Cheri, what's your outlook on life?

Cheri: Do you want the real answer or the sugarcoated one?

Ross: Real.

Cheri: *heavy sigh* Life is ultimately meaningless.

Ross: Aren't you just a ray of sunshine. Alexander, what is the best book you've read?

Alexander: That's a tough one. Maybe 'Boy Erased: A Memoir'. It's rather inspirational and exciting. I'd suggest to anyone.

Ross: Finally, John, favorite band?

John: I, uh, don't have one? I don't know about many bands at all.

Alexander: *lé gasp* You've disappointed me.

Ross: That's all the time we have for today. Be sure to ask questions. Any character will answer. See ya real soon!

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