{For those who didn't read the warnings, there will be profanity in here. No, it was not written by me. You can thank @ALamsShipper for that. I'm sorry if this bothers you. Also, two of my original characters will be the hosts. Their names are Ross and Cheri. Now, onwards!}

Ross: Yeet! We're doin' this!

Cheri: Will you calm down?

Ross: Nah.

Alexander: Would you two care to explain where the hell we are?

John: Please?

Ross: You are here, in a studio? To be honest, I don't know what this place is called. 

Cheri: *sighs* It's a television recording studio.

Ross: Yeah, what they said.

John: I still don't get it.

Alexander: *shrugs* Me too. 

Ross: *hands paper* You guys have gotta answer the questions on here. 

Cheri: And that's my cue to leave. 

Ross: I'm comin' with ya. Have fun, kiddos. *leaves with Cheri*

John: We might as well just answer these and get this over with, don't you think?

Alexander: Fine. I just wish they did a better job explaining how we even got here.

John: First up, what's your favorite movie?

Alexander:  The Lion King.

John: Up or The Greatest Showman.

Alexander: *takes paper* Second, favorite food?

John: PIZZA!

Alexander: I don't really have one. Is that an option? No? Fine. French toast.

John: *steals back paper* Finally, what is your hangover go-to food?

Alexander: I don't get hangovers, but if I had to choose, honeycrisp apples. 

John: Blue Bell Half-and-Half ice cream. 

Ross: *returns* Welp, that's all, folks! If you've got any questions for the gay couple, leave 'em in the comments. And maybe *looks over at Cheri* we can get this one to smile. 

Cheri: I doubt it highly.

     But on a serious note, if you'd like to ask any questions at all, feel free to leave them in the comments. There's no limit, so ask as many as you want about whatever you think they can answer. -S