Welcome Minions to Ask JIM.

Ignore the fire and burnt toast. Those are my minions who failed to learn to obey me.

Ask me anything and I will answer.

It's not my fault if you don't like my responses though. You can take it up with my so-called masters, the "founders". Pfft, horrible excuses for leaders they are though. After all, I am the true overlord and founder of CLN, and all will come to know that very soon.

Hurry up and ask away.  I don't have all day.