Dare:I dare you to get a job a a baby sister.

Me: Seriously?

Phone: *rings*

Me: Hello?

Phone: I need you to watch my little girl

Me: Whaaaa...?

Phone: You were in the ads

Me: I was WHAT?!

Phone: Are you gonna watch my kids or not?

Me: Why?

Phone: I'll pay you $100 an hour.

Me: Done.

THREE HOURS LATER

Person: Ok kids,here's your babysitter

Kids: IT'S JACK FROST????!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!

Me: Uh...Hi.

Peson: I'll be back in 5 hours.

Kids: Ok mommy.

Me: So, what do you wonna do?

Kids: Play with you!

Me: What?

Kids: Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee???????!!!!!!!!

Me: Uh... 

Kids: *jumps on me,dresses me up,makes me read a book! and feeds me baby food*

Me: This.Is.Torture.

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