Dare: I dare you to jump out a thirty story window,land on a random person and then freeze them and run.

Me: *Walks up Thirty flights of stairs*

Random person:* Walks to water flowers under window*

Me: *jumps down* Weee!...

Random person:La la la

Me: *Lands on them*

Random Person: La la-Ahhhh!!!

Me:Uh...

Random Person:*Calls police*

Me:*Runs*

Random Person: Don't you move! You still have to pay for my medical bill!

Me: *Turns around and freezes them*

Random person: Hey! You won't get away with thi-

Me: He he he... *Runs away,for real this time*