Me: *still crying*.....Ok guys so if you missed the last chapter or didn't read to the end, I'm crying because Ziggy locked me in the wardrobe (closet if you're from anywhere else)  and I suffer from Acute Paranoia and Squid won't let me out!

ZigZag: Wait....Izzy...are you crying....for real..?

Me: *sniffles* What? no. Big girls don't cry....*tear rolls down face*

ZigZag: It's obvious that your crying. What's wrong?!

Armpit: Nothings wrong ZigZag!! Just ask a question.

ZigZag: thanks Armpit, so this time it's a dare from TheHiderSam! *reads comment* .....Oh God!! NUUU!! WHY SSAAMM!!! WHY U DO THISSSS!!! *mumbles* can't waitttttttt!!!!

Me: What is it? *sniffles*

ZigZag: I have to let Armpit jump on me!! (LIESS IZZY CAN'T KNOW THE DARE!!!!)

Me: Uh, ok! But please don't kill him Armpit. He's got so much to live for!

Magnet: Woah...things just got serious...

ZigZag: What she said! Don't kill me. *Whispers in armpit's ear* The real dare is to make out with Izzy...again...I'm scared...what if I'm not as good this time. I don't think she likes me very much. What if she's going to tell everyone and I'm gonna get teased! What if---

Armpit: Yo Zig. Just chill. It's just the acute paranoia. You need a drink if water?

ZigZag: *Starts crying*

Squid: Woah, this is not acute paranoia, this is a panic attack! Uh..Dammit, the only one that can calm ZigZag is Izzy! Uh...let her out so she can work her magic...

Barfbag: *Lets me out* he's having another panic attack. This time it's bad. He never cries during a panic attack.

Me: Oh God! *takes ZigZag's hand* He needs some air and some space. *takes him outside the tent*

ZigZag: I'm....scared.....

Me: I know....shh....I know....it's ok.....I'm here....You want some water? *Hands him my canteen*

ZigZag: Thanks *takes a sip*

Me: Take deep breaths..in and out...*Hand gestures*

ZigZag: *breaths in and out*

Me: That's it. You're doing great Zig! Keep it up. *smiles*

ZigZag: *calms down* Thankmypu so much Izzy. I feel kinda bad for locking you in there. I'm sorry.

Me: No! it's fine! Honestly! Also...has Armpit sat on you yet?

ZigZag: no.....I got the wrong dare??

Me:......I'm not buying.....what was the dare?....

ZigZag: *leans in and kisses Izzy* This.....

Me: *wraps arms around neck and deepens the kiss* mmm...hmmm.....mm *wraps legs around waist*

ZigZag: *carries me into the tent still kissing*

Me: hhmm....mmm....

ZigZag: *lays me down on bed still kissing*

Caveman: Whoahhh ok! that is all we have time for today! We'll all get back to digging and leave those two love birds to continue.....stuff....*looks over at ZigZag and me who are literally sucking faces =)* haha....uhmm...*Runs out*

Everyone else apart from me and ZigZag: *does same*

Magnet: *peeks round tent opening* NEVERMIND!! WHERE IS MY EYE BLEACH!! I NEED IT NOW!! AAAA!! I NEVER SAW ANYTHING!! NOPE NOOE NOPETY NOPE●BIZ!!! MY EYES!!! NUUUUU!!! *bumps into The Warden*

The warden: *gives death glare*

Magnet: Oh! So so so Sorry mam!

The warden: Excuse me?!?!

Magnet: look....*points to D tent door*.....

The warden: *looks* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OH HELL NO!! WHAT IS THIS!!!! OOHH MMYY LLOORRDD!!!! HELP MY EYES!!!!

ZigZag: *pulls away* Uhmmm....=)

Me: Ok...I rate you...★★★★★★★★★

ZigZag: *Kissing continues*

Me: *Pulls away*

ZigZag: What you doin??

Me: I need to do the outro! Duh!

ZigZag: Together!

Me: *nods*

Both of us: That's all for today! Thank you to TheHiderSam for....giving the dare.....We hope you enjoyed reading. And remember, keep sending thise asks and dares in! BAIII!

Me: Also you dirty minded nutters, when The warden and Magnet were screaming it was because they have never seen anyone kiss before. Not like that anyway.. And no, we did not go to that level! Let me be the first and last to say that! BAI