Darklightz: "Hmmm, I dare Chica to drug Bonnie so he passes out and when he wakes up tell him she's pregnant and it's his.

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Kap: pfffffft

Chica: what wrong with you.

Kap: *shows Chica dare*

Chica: *smirks* what drug should I use?

Kap: something that with make him go to sleep.

Chica: already done

Kap: how did you?

Chica: Bonnie you want some pizza?

Bonnie: why?

Chica: because...

Bonnie: but w-

Chica: JUST EAT IT!

Bonnie: ok * eats pizza* this tastes weird. *faints*

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Bonnie: what happened?

Chica: Bonnie?

Kap: *trying to hold laugh*

Bonnie: huh?

Chica: Bonnie, I'm... *sigh* I'm pregnant...

Bonnie: congrats? Who's the dad?

Chica: you

Bonnie: O///O *eye twiches* HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!!!

Kap: LANGUAGE!!! *hit Goldie with a baseball bat*

Goldie: OW!!!

Kap: I'm an innocent child *hides axe behind back*
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Bonnie: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!!! YOU CANT GET PREGO!!... Wait -_-

Chica: what?

Kap: *hids behind a jar of Prego sauce*

Bonnie: it's a dare isn't it.

Chica & Kap: Nooooooo

Bonnie: then when do I see some sort of powder on Chica's hands...

Kap: *whispers* Hide the evidence!!

Chica: um uhhhhh *runs to the kitchen and washes hands*

Kap: what was that all about?

Bonnie: -_- .... Kap...

Kap: ok that it Baiiii

Bonnie: KAP!!!

Everyone: BAIIIIII

Bonnie: KAP!!!

Kap: WHAT!!!

Bonnie: she just put oregano on the pizza didn't she.
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Kap: yup, oregano on your pizza makes you get all high and then you fall asleep, well with the oregano that we have :3