Sherelene-chan to Natsu Dragneel

what if Lucy was gonna have your kid

Why would Lucy have my kid??  She took them from me?!  THAT'S KIDNAPPING, I COULD ARREST HER FOR THAT, IT'S PAYBACK FOR ALL THE TIMES SHE THREATENED TO ARREST ME FOR BURNING DOWN TOWNS.

But whatever, I'd teach my kid totally awesome Dragon Slayer magic like Igneel did!  But wait, can you even have a kid without being a dragon??  I thought only dragons had children...