unicorn_sherelene to males in Fairy Tail

Are you guys perverts?

Natsu: P-P-P-PERM EARTH?!  Y-YOU'RE GIVING THE EARTH A PERM?!  WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE EARTH'S CURRENT HAIRSTYLE?!

Gray: Hey, just because I unconsciously strip, doesn't mean I'm a pervert!

Laxus: ...I don't think so.

Gajeel: Tch, all these stupid questions.  The master's probably the biggest perv of the guild.

Gildarts: W-W-WHY DO YOU ASK? *hides all of Sorcerer Weekly's magazines*

Loke: Of course not, I am a gentleman~! *winks*

Freed: ...n-no comment.

Elfman: NO WAY!  I AM A MAN!!

Macao and Wakaba: E-erm...*blushing* ...n-no reply...

Alzack: I only love my Bisca.

Romeo: Eh?  I don't think so.  I'm not like my old man.

Jet and Droy: Only for Levy~!

Zeref: *sigh* I'm not really interested, nor do I find amusement, in looking at a female.  They're humans, just like the rest of us, after all.