FairytailNalu876 to Gajeel Redfox

How would you react if levy is pregnant

P-P-P-PREGNANT?!  W-WITH, LIKE, A KID???  WHOSE KID???  WHAT THE HELL?!  HOW--WHEN--WHO--WHA--

O-oh, wait, "if." Okay, so she's not really pregnant...

...CUT IT WOULD WITH THESE FREAKING QUESTIONS, YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK!!