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zohaven says, "I dare Draco to do a handstand on Harry's head while he is riding a unicycle on an upside down couch that's on a lit stove and then he must toss Draco into a pool of something that he is allergic to as well as water. I don't know where this came from. :)
Draco: Bloody hell.
Harper: I've got to get Harry back in here, hold on.
Harper apparates with Harry.
Harper: Read the dare.
Harry: Oh god. It sounds more hellish for me than for Draco! I don't even know how to ride a unicycle!
Harper: I do. I can teach you how.
*one hour later after Harper teaches Harry how to ride a unicycle*
Harry lights the stove on fire, putting an upside down couch on it. The Gryffindoors: Fred, George, Ginny, Neville, Ron, Hermione and Harry were all still here. Fred and George help light the stove after a few unsuccessful attempts. Ginny sets up the camera while Ron and Neville munch on some chicken. The Gryffindoors are still here because of the previous dare.
Draco: Will the Gryffindorks leave?!
Harper: They have to witness the next three questions!
Draco: Not dares!
Harper: All you're getting is dares, Draco.
Draco: Fine.
Harper uses spells to create a pool outside Aberforth's house. Harry starts riding the unicycle, Hermione gave him hour-long Felix Felices so he wouldn't fail at the unicycle and hurt himself. Neville fills the pool with water— toads, which Draco isn't allergic to, but is just weird about—and hay.
Draco: *panicking* OH MY HOLY S**T! I don't want to do this!
The Gryffindoors grab the popcorn and watch Draco panic.
Harper: Imperio! Do a handstand on top of Harry's head!
Draco gets on top of Harry's head and begins to do a handstand and then Harper takes off the imperius curse.
Draco: S**T! F**K! WHAT THE H**L?!
Gryffindoors: *laughing and eating popcorn*
Harry successfully rides the unicycle on top of the upside down couch on the lit stove. The stove starts lighting the couch on fire. Draco rides on Harry's head while doing a handstand for the next five minutes while the couch continues to slowly burn.
Harry: *pushes Draco into the toad and hay filled pool outside the window successfully, not hurting Draco*
Draco: *lands in the toad and hay-filled pool* TOADS?! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DARE!
Harper: *laughs* I did that on purpose, Malfoy!
Draco: HARPER! POTTER! I'm going to kill you.
Draco tries to get up out of the pool but the toads are hopping around on top of him; the hay gives him an allergic reaction. Draco screams in pain due to his reaction to the hay; he screams in terror due to the toads.
Draco: LONGBOTTOM! I WILL MURDER YOU!
Everyone else: *laughs and eats popcorn*
Draco scurries out of the pool screaming, cursing, and yelling at Harper and the Gryffindoors and runs to take a shower in Aberforth's bathroom. Then, he rejoins the group.
Draco: WHAT. THE. F**K.
Hi! Thanks for the dare, that was awesome! It was so much fun lighting a couch on fire and watching a pool get filled with toads and hay! I loved seeing that Dare! It was so fun to watch!
Thanks!
~Harper Willow Granger
Hey that was living hell. Thanks for making me look stupid. It was probably POTTER's fault, anyway.
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Thanks!
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