zohaven asks, "If you had to rate your DADA members from 1-10, with each teacher getting a different ranking, what would you rank them?"

Well, ranking people is particularly fun. I'll rank them for you. I won't rank my seventh year DADA teacher, he doesn't deserve to be on this list. Quirrel gets a two. He isn't idiotic enough to get a one or a zero, but he's so paranoid; it's entertaining. Lockhart gets a three. The teachers on this list are bad enough to where Lockhart gets better than a one; that's bloody hilarious. He's so bloody clueless it's really entertaining; I have video footage of him talking to his imaginary friends. Lupin gets a seven. He was a good teacher, but he favored Potter way too much for my liking. He also had that enchanted scroll called the Marauders' Map which was really cool and helped me spy on Potter, Weaselbee, and his Mudblood friend to torment them. Moody gets an eight. I was bloody creeped out by the man taking polyjuice. Umbridge gets a one. Even though I got to punish Potter the knucklehead, everyone hated Umbridge. Don't tell Harry— I mean, Potter— this, but Umbridge was way too mean to him; that was abuse. Snape gets a 10. He's my godfather, of course I'll give him a ten! He's an incredible teacher, favors me, and he's a master of potions— an art form, basically. And the last one, he doesn't deserve to be on this list.

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Thanks, now I've gotta go torture POTTER. See you witches and wizards later!