The admin dares Draco to try Tiny House living, but also make enough space for Harper and Harry in the RV.

Harper: Oh my god, Malfoy, read this. *starts laughing*

Draco: Why, POTTER, why?!

Harry: Oh my... *looks around the room for an escape*

Harper: Okay, let's convert a double-decker RV into Malfoy's new home.

Harry: *groans* I have to live with Malfoy, of all people.

Draco: *flips hair* My hair brings all the girls to the yard and they're like, "He's a better than Harry!"

Harper and Draco help finish the tiny house.

Harper: *leads Draco to the bathroom* This is a composting toilet.

Draco: *looks weirded out* What the f*ck is a composting toilet?! Oops, language. *looks professional* *runs a hand through his hair*

Harper: *laughs* A composting toilet is where your p*ss and crap become compost, or dirt for plants to be planted.

Draco: *looks around the room and holds his nose* My father will hear about this.

Harper also shows Draco the Loft, meant for a person who's five foot five, but he's over six foot tall.

Draco: *leaning* *bonks his head* POTTER!

Harper curses Draco so he keeps having to use the bathroom, just so he can use the composting toilet.

Harry: This is hilarious. Well, since there are tons of storage containers, I'm going to put you in one, blindfold you, and make you figure out how exactly you're supposed to escape! This is payment for your brutality, Malfoy!

Draco rolls his eyes.

Draco: *looks around the room angrily* This is not tiny house living!

Harper blindfolds Draco and puts him in large storage bin and seals it, placing a bed on top of it. Harry thinks Draco won't be able to get out. Harry also steals Draco's wand.

Draco: *in the storage bin* ACCIO WAND!

Harry starts laughing. Draco crawls around the storage bin, looking for anything he can find that might work as a wand. He finds a whimsical, fairytale like pen, while blindfolded.

Draco: *still blindfolded* I THINK I FOUND HARPER'S WAND!

Harper: *laughing* That's not my wand.

Draco: *shouting spells and curses, but nothing's working* Have I become a squib?

Everybody laughs. Draco starts banging all over the container.

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Draco finally finds the escape thirty minutes later and rips off his blindfold.

Draco: *snarls* This is not tiny house living, POTTER!

Harper: It is to me *smiles evilly*.

Draco: I have to use the bathroom. I'm going to go outside.

Harry: No, Malfoy, you have to use the composting toilet.

Draco: *rolls eyes* POTTER!

In the next three hours, Draco is cursed to use the bathroom a lot. Afterwords, he has to make the waste into compost.

Draco: *rolls eyes* ACCIO WAND!

Harper: *takes Draco's wand away* Nope.

Draco cleans his own composting toilet and makes all of it compost while holding his nose with a clothespin.

Draco: My father will hear about this.

They all sleep in the Loft. They wake up the next morning.

Draco: This is over. Thank rich people.

Harry: *looks confused* Okay then.

That was horrible! No more nasty, disgusting crap from you guys! Pardon my language. My father will hear about this!

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I'm better than all of you,
Draco Lucius Malfoy.

Hey y'all it's Harper! Draco "enjoyed" that. Leave more horrible dares for him! Thanks!
~Harper

Hey guys it's Crystal. Thanks so much for bearing with me I'm very busy. School starts up again in four days and after that point, I'll probably only post twice a month and put some of the other care books on hold. High school is very very stressful and I made the honor roll for first semester! Grades just came out today and I didn't fail! Yay!! I'm very happy that I didn't fail, if you can't tell, and I did semi-decent on my math final when I was sick and suck at math so yay!!

I'll list out reasons why I can't and won't update as much during the rest of the school year, until spring break.
~Water polo
~Speech
      ~States
      ~Districts
~Geometry
~Biology

Yes, I'm a freshman so these courses might look easy to everybody who's older but geometry kills me.

Love y'all! Thank you all so much and keep pottering!

Thanks,
~Crystal