The admin says, "Draco, I dare you to live as a Muggle for a day."

Harper: Three months later, the admin and I stop watching Muggle television and finally realizes that Draco's been living a dare-free life!

Draco: Goddammit

Harper: That needs to change!

Draco: Alright.

Harper: You have to live as a Muggle!

Draco: Oh shit.

Harper: *laughing* Come on, let's go!

Harry enters the room and gets rid of all the magical things and every wizard appliance, replacing them all with Muggle appliances.

Draco: I'm hungry, scumbag.

Harry: Make your own dinner! *tosses him a frozen pizza* and NO magic!

Draco walks over to the dishwasher and sticks a frozen pizza in it. He plugs the dishwasher into the wall. He turns it on and waits.

Draco: THIS OVEN IS TAKING TOO LONG!

Harry: Err... Malfoy, this isn't an oven.

Harper: *laughs*

Draco takes the soapy pizza out of the dishwasher.

Draco: *bites into the pizza* HOLY F*CK!

Harper: What?

Draco: MUGGLE PIZZA TASTES LIKE SOAP!

Harper: *laughing*

Draco scrubs his teeth clean with a toothbrush. Hermione enters the room.

Hermione: *confused* Malfoy, why must you use a dishwasher to make yourself pizza?

Draco: That's an oven, Mudblood. Wow, you're retarded.

Hermione: *laughing* I'm the Muggle-born. I know d*mn well how to use Muggle appliances.

Harper points at Draco.

Harper: *whispering* He's the retard.

Draco: HEY! ACCIO WATER!

Harry: *stops Draco* NO! Get your own water, Malfoy!

Draco walks over to the fridge and presses the ice button. He looks into his water glass, now filled with ice. Harper shows him how to properly get the water.

Draco: Holy cr*p I hate this sh*t.

Harper: So, you won't be mean to Muggle-borns anymore?

Draco: *shakes his head* My father will hear about this.

Twelve hours later.

Draco: ACCIO BUTTERBEER!

Harper: *shakes head* there's no butterbeer in the Muggle world.

Draco: My father will hear about this.

Harry walks Draco to Starbucks.

Draco: *looks confused* My father will hear about this scumbag stuff.

Harper: *laughs* This is Starbucks. Muggle butterbeer. Kind of.

Draco: *rolls his eyes and puts extra hair gel in his hair*

Harry: *looks disgusted* EW REMOVE THE HAIR GEL!

Harper: *rolls eyes* At least he knows what hair gel is.

Harry orders Draco the vanilla frappuchino. Draco takes a sip and his eyes widen, gulping down the drink in three sips.

Draco: *looks disgusted* DISGUSTING. My father will hear about this!

Harry: *laughs* You liked it a lot, Malfoy.

Draco: *spits* POTTER, this is all your fault!

Harry: Okay.

They walk back to where they play the game.

Draco: I look horrible! I need magic to make my face look good! Goddammit, POTTER!

Hermione: *tosses Draco makeup*

Draco: *looks confused*

Hermione: This'll sure help you, Malfoy.

Draco applies blue eyeshadow all over his face, then paints the Slytherin logo on his forehead.

Draco: *points to lipstick* does this go on my eyebrows?

Hermione: No, it goes on your lips.

Draco applies lipstick to his lips and his eyebrows. He shows Harry.

Harry: *looks at Draco and starts laughing his ass off* HOLY!

Draco: My father will hear about this! I look like a Mudblood!

Harper: Nah, we look better than you.

The sky turns dark as Draco gets ready for bed. Draco puts water on his face and the makeup still won't come off.

Harper passes Draco a makeup remover wipe.

The next morning...

Draco: I CAN USE MAGIC!

Harry passes Draco his wand.

That was awful. My father will hear about this.

Have any questions for me? Comment them here.

Have any dares for me? Comment them here.

Or just leave, Mudbloods, or my father will hear about this.

~Draco Lucius Malfoy

Hey guys! It's the admin, Crystal! Thank you so much for waiting so long, it's been a super long time!

I've been really busy with school, the speech team, the swim team, and now I'm doing off-season water polo! Swim just ended. I just wrapped up finals a week ago and Christmas was amazing! Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy Holidays! I wish you all a happy New Year!

I'm really really sorry for taking so long! One of my best friends blocked Wattpad from my phone a few months back and I just reset restrictions. I'll be updating more often, I promise you!

Have a happy 2018!

~Crystal