draher asks, "Draco, can you give me a full page on what you hate about Pansy?"

That's not hard. Ah. Parkinson. The one who thinks it's okay to snog me without my consent; that's the one. She's always so clingy and she looks like a pug.

She acts like I actually like her back.... That idiot.

She does bully Potter with me, which I've always wanted to be his friend, but my father would be livid.

Patsy Parkinson asks me to dances; I thought the guy was always supposed to ask the girl but oh well. Patsy asked me to every single dance and since I'm polite, I never refused. I can't be seen by Potter being a loner, now can I? *shudders* She always steps on my feet.

She has a tendency to drool.... especially when she's snogging people. Too much information? Probably. She wants me, but will be better with Zabini. She needs to know that she and Blaise are meant to be; seriously! Actually... she doesn't deserve a soulmate. Sorry not sorry Parkinson.

She also calls me, "Drakie Poo," it drives me crazy. I don't hate her though, she's one of my acquaintances, so yea. She and Blaise have a knack for failing at Muggle stuff, less than me; I know it's shocking. Draco knows some Muggle stuff. I know. *rolls eyes* She once set a microwave on fire. She also was friends with Pavarati Patil, which I have no worthy idea why people would actually be friends with her (Pansy) but what the h*ll.

She fell in love with me and I don't love her back. How do I know? She practically swoons over me for f*ck's sake. I think she likes the idea of me, not the real me.

This is why I don't like Pansy very much.

My father will hear about this.
~Draco.