zohaven says, "I am back, with a list this time. I was bored today, and thought, what better way to pass the time than to think up new ways to torture Draco(and anyone else)?
1. Serenade Dumbledore with a love song, and tell him that you love him and have loved him forever, and that you have had a vision and you are soulmates.
2. Defend Buckbeak in front of your father, tell him he is the best Hippogiff ever.
3. Tell Bellatrix that you have met and are best friends with her 'blood-traitor cousin, Sirius, and her blood-traiter niece, Nymphadora'.
4. Read the Quibbler upside down in full view of everyone. Borrow Luna's glasses(I've forgot what they are called - I'll probably remember as soon as I've commented this) and wear those too.
5. Bring Crabbe and Goyle into a round room and tell them to find the corner. Tell them you will stop paying them if they cannot do it.
6. Try to get into the Gryffindor girl's dormitory(because, why not?). Do this in full view of everyone in the Gryffindor common room.
7. Tell Nuna that they are the best couple and take pictures(not sure where this came from, honestly.)
8. Catch a minimum of 10 rats and present them to Harry, Sirius, and Remus.
9. . . . I got nothing. Have fun completing the list."

Draco: YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED?!

Harper: It's quite a common thing actually. Ask anyone who reads these types of books. I know the admin does.

Admin: HEY!

Harper: Sorry, but it's true.

Harry: This'll be entertaining.

Harper: That's an understatement.

Draco walks into Dumbledore's office, along with Harry and Harper under the Invisibility Cloak. Draco is wearing all black with a white rose attached to his suit. Draco makes flowers appear all around Dumbledore.

Dumbledore: Um... Hello, Draco, what brings you here today?

Draco: I have died every day waiting for you.

Dumbledore: Well then that's pathetic.

Harry: *trying to hold back laughter*

Draco: Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for 1,000 years. I'll love you for a thousand more.

Dumbledore: Uh.. wrong person?

Draco: Time stands still.

Dumbledore: No, there are time turners.

Draco: Beauty in all he is, I will be brave.

Dumbledore: You're gay? I'm proud of you for coming out, Draco.

Draco: I will not let anything, take away what's standing in front of me.

Dumbledore: You're actually a decent singer; in surprised.

Draco: Every breath, every hour has come to this. One step closer.

Dumbledore: Closer to what?

Draco: I have died everyday, waiting for you, darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more.

Dumbledore: I think you got confused between a father figure and a lover, Draco... you are raised to be a bigot!

Draco: And all along I believed, I would find you.

Dumbledore: Uh... stalker much?

Draco: Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more.

Dumbledore: Uh. This is awkward.

Draco makes more flowers appear around Dumbledore.

Draco: *twirling Dumbledore* One step closer. One step closer. *twirls him again* I have died everyday, waiting for you.

Dumbledore: I'm actually creeped out, Malfoy.

Draco: Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more.

Dumbledore: I'll love it if you stop.

Draco: And all along I believed, I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more. *twirls Dumbledore and tries to kiss him*

Dumbledore: *pushes him away*

Draco: Albus way too many names Dumbledore, I have loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you. I had a vision, Albus, a vision that we're soulmates! You don't understand! *kisses him*

Dumbledore: *pushes him off* Knock knock?

Draco: Who's there?

Dumbledore: Single.

Draco: Single who?

Dumbledore: Single you.

Draco: *rolls eyes* I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ALBUS!

Draco, Harper, and Harry all exit Dumbledore's office. They all go to Hogsmeade to apparate to Malfoy Manor, Harry and Harper still under the invisibility cloak.

Lucius: DO I SMELL MUDBLOOD?!

Draco: Father... *enters the room*

Lucius: What is it, Draco? *raises eyebrows*

Draco: HOW COULD YOU ORDER BUCKBEAK'S DEMISE?! HE IS AN AMAZING HIPPOGRIFF, NEVER TRY SUCH A THING! *breaks Lucius's vase* DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! *pulls out his wand*

Lucius: HAGRID IS A WORTHLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GIANT! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Narcissa: Lucius—

Lucius: DON'T 'Lucius' ME! *storms off*

Narcissa: Draco. *walks up to him* I'm sorry for Lucius.

Draco: It's alright, Mum. I'm leaving.

Draco, Harper, and Harry apparate back to Hogsmeade; Harper apparates back with Bellatrix.

Draco: Bellatrix?

Bellatrix: What is it Draco? *twirling her hair*

Draco: I'm best friends with Sirius and Nymphadora.

Bellatrix: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME, OUR FAMILY, YOUR LIFE, THE DARK LORD!

Harper: *takes Bellatrix home by apparating* *apparates back*

They find Luna in The Three Broomsticks, wearing her glasses and reading the Quibbler.

Draco: Hey, Loony, may I borrow that?

Luna: Sure! *also gives Draco her glasses* More for the dare! Ooh, the Nargles are interesting.

Draco sits in the middle of The Three Broomsticks, reading the Quibbler upside down with Luna's glasses on for a couple hours; students photographing him and laughing at every opportunity. Draco and the others then go into Hogwarts and bring Crabbe and Goyle into a round room.

Draco: *shakes money* Find a corner and I'll pay you. I won't pay you unless you do it.

Crabbe and Goyle: *searching frantically for a corner*

Harry, Draco, and Harper: *laughing*

3 hours later...

Crabbe and Goyle: *still searching for a corner*

Draco: It was a dare, idiots. It's a round room. *drops the money* It's yours, idiots.

Harry, Harper, and Draco walk to the Gryffindoor common room. Draco follows Hermione up to the girls' dorms.

Seamus: Uh.. Wrong dorm, Malfoy!

Hermione: Draco Malfoy, what do you think you're doing?! You can't go in the girls' dorm!

Draco: I heard you're going to bed. May I Slytherin?

Hermione: HARPER WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS! *slaps Draco*

Draco: You sure you wanna do that?

Hermione: GET OUT, MALFOY!

Dean: Yes, get out, Malfoy!

Ron: *eating food* Is this another dare?

Harry: *nods*

Ron: Ah.

Draco: It was just a dare guys, chill!

Hermione: THANK GOD! *walks off into the Gryffindoor girls' dorm*

Harper, Harry, and Draco travel to the Hogwarts courtyard, where Neville and Luna are holding hands.

Draco: NUNA! BEST COUPLE EVER! *starts screaming* *takes pictures*

Neville: You alright there, Malfoy?

Draco: BETTER THAT NUNA'S A COUPLE!

Neville: *blushes* Umm...

Luna: *blushes* Umm...

Draco: I TOLD YOU SO!

Harper: Come on, Drakie, you have to go rat catching!

Draco: EWWWW!

Draco catches 10 rats, giving three to Harry.

Harry: EEWWW! GET OFF, Pettigrew!

Draco apparates to Hogsmeade with the rats, finding Sirius enjoying a cold drink. Draco gives three rats to Sirius.

Sirius: EWWW! WORMTAIL! OFF! *runs off*

Harry, Harper, and Draco: *laughing*

Sirius: *rolls eyes* HARRY!

Harry, Harper, and Draco: *laugh*

They also find Remus. Draco gives Remus four rats.

Remus: WORMTAIL YOU AND YOUR BLOODY OFFSPRING GET THE F**K OFF OF ME! *runs off*

Harry, Harper, and Draco: *laughs*

The dares are over! Thank god. That was funny.

Please, give me questions and not just dares!

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Thanks so much and happy reading! Or whatever the f**k Harper says.
~Draco