Harry: I didn't know there would be a dare so soon!

Harper: That didn't happen when I make Hermione do this. I'm so happy! We get to torture Draco!

Draco: My father will hear about this.

Harry: So zohaven dared you to do everything that the Potter Puppet Pals Draco did.

Draco: What the bloody hell is that?

Harry: It's on YouTube. *shows him the video*

Draco: OH GOD!

Harper: *laughing her head off*

Draco: Do I have to sing the words?

Harry: YES! Hermione needs to see this. *Hermione apparates*

Hermione: Why am I here with Malfoy?

Draco: Granger.

Harry: Draco was dared to do everything Harry Potter Puppet Pals Draco did!

Hermione: YAY! I'm glad you pulled me over to see this!

Harry and Harper: SAME!

Draco: NOOOO!

Harper: *laughs* Go on, Harry! Do it!

Hermione: *starts recording*

Harry: Say hello, Draco!

Draco: *monotonously* hello, Draco.

Harry: No say hello to the audience!

Draco: *really weirded out* hello to the audience?

Harry: Say a few things about yourself!

Draco: *in head* WHAT THE F**K?! *out loud* I'm rich, I'm really proud that I'm rich, and I'm really proud that I'm a pureblood white— I mean wizard! *laughs*

Harper: *laughs*

Harry: Draco likes Hamsters *places Draco's head in a hamster cage with ten hamsters*

Draco: *screams* WHAT THE HECK?!

Hamsters: *Eat Draco's hair like food*

Harry: Draco, it's time for the next one!

Draco: NOOOOO!

Harry brings Draco over to the kitchen and makes him lie down on the floor.

Harry: *pouring honey on his face* Draco likes honey!

Draco: *scowls* My father will hear about this!

Harry: *randomly scratches his face with a toothbrush* Draco likes toothpaste.

Draco: What the f**k?!

Harry: *empties penny jars on top of Draco* Draco likes money.

Draco: Stop, POTTER!

Harry: *badly gives Draco a facepainting job* Draco likes facepaint!

Draco: No I don't, POTTER.

Harry: *starts randomly squeezing Draco's face with pliers* Draco likes pliers!

Draco: Shuddup, POTTER!

Harry: *lies Draco down next to a bunch of bowling pins and he and Harper roll bowling pins and hit Draco* Draco likes bowling!

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Harry: *imperios Draco into doing a cartwheel* Draco likes cartwheels!

Draco: *tries to do a cartwheel and fails*

Harper: *takes the imperius curse off*

Harry: *lights a match* Draco likes fire!

Draco: *runs away from Harry* NO! NO, I DON'T!

Harry: *chases Draco with a match*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Harry chases Draco around Hogsmeade with a match for 35 minutes.

Harry: The dare's over, Malfoy.

Draco: THANK GOD!

Hermione stops recording. Draco runs to Aberforth's bathroom and takes a shower to get the honey, hamster, and toothpaste off of him. Draco eventually runs back down to Aberforth's living room.

Draco: Please, no more dares!

Harry: Give him more dares! Please, guys, please!

Harper: Yes, give him more dares!

Hermione: *apparates out* Bye guys!

Harper and Harry: Bye 'Mione!

Draco: Bye, Mudblood.

Harry: Don't call her that.

Draco: She recorded me being drowned in honey and being used as a bowling pin, so SHUDDUP POTTER!

Boy, that was fun to write.

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