Was Wendy your first crush?
@SageBaxter

Dipper: You know what lets just skip this question It has nothing to do wi-....

Mabel: That's a good question, no wait let me rephrase that, That's the best question ever! Dipper why didn't they ask us this sooner!!!!

Dipper: Cause this is only the 2 or 3rd chapter?

Mabel: That Was a Rettorech...

Spongebob Narrator Voice: Lè Fìve Hóurs Latèr...

Mabel: Rech... Rite.... Ratt... That was a question that Doesnt Need An Answer!

Dipper: A rhetorical Question?

Mabel:Change of Subject!!! So Let's Start with the Question! What Was the question Again?

Dipper: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh List the five hottest factors about Wendy?!!?

Mabel: Oooh Wait I Remember Now! It Was who was your first Crush?

Dipper:Ugh...Whispers....

Mabel:I Can't Hear Youuuuu!!!!

DIpper: Whispers slightly Louder...

Mabel: Dude What Are You A Gerbil? Louder!

Dipper: Blossom...

Mabel: From Where?

Dipper: The Power Puff Girls....

Mabel:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABAABHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dipper: She Was Really Smart..... (-^-)

Mabel: At Least you Didn't Watch the Show..... Wait Did You????

Dipper: Well That's All the time we have for Today!!!! Remember Always Be Searching For The Unknown!!!!

Mabel: That Doesn't Answer My Question!!!!