Exorcist_Twins asks:

Hey Deidara, if Obito started twerking in the middle of the night in your bedroom, would you:
1. Punch him and tell him to leave
2. Fuck him on the spot
3. Tell him not to stop and drop it like it's hot
4. Join and make out with him
5. Tell him to pin you down and let the dirty begin
6. Join in, get the beer, and start stripping away

First off, what's with these questions with Obito? Like I said before, I'll explain why I wouldn't pick the options, and it also depends how high I am, and one what drug I got high on.

// Can't you stop getting high on whatever drug you can get your hands on, and commit to one like a normal addict?

Nope, admin, I cannot. Anyways, back to the question.
I would not punch him and tell him to leave. I would walk out of my room as cautiously as I can and go to Konan and tell her I had a nightmare.
I would not fuck him because I think you mean that I'd top, and I never top.
I would not tell him number three because I'd go to Konan and tell her I had a nightmare.
I would not join and make out with him, because I will not twerk unless I am paid to do it, or I'm drunk off my ass.
Five seems like my only valid option, except I wouldn't tell him to pin me down.
Six is out of the question because I don't drink beer unless I want to slowly get drunk