Exorcist_Twins2 asks:
Hey Deidara-senpai, kiss, marry, or fuck
1. Obito
2. Itachi
3. Pain

Damn, can't I kill the two Uchihas? Ugh, I don't know. I guess, fuck the boss, kiss Obito, and kill Itachi.
Actually no, fuck and kiss the boss, and kill both the Uchihas. But since the second option doesn't seem to follow the rules of the question. I suppose my first answer is the right one.