Eevee_THE_ANIMEFREAK asks:
You and Sasori-kun are my favorite Akatsuki members.
Also you can burn all of Hidan's things, take Tobi's mask, take Kakuzu's money, and hide Sasori's supplies to make puppets and see how they react. Also make fun of Yahiko in front of Nagato.

Well, first of all, thank you. Uhh, do you want me dead? Either way, I've been very bored. So I'll do it, yeah.

Day 1

Deidara runs to Hidan's room while he and Kakuzu are gone and grabs a few random things of Hidan and takes them outside. He grabs wood and puts it all in a pile. Deidara chuckles to himself.

"Maybe he'll shut up for once, yeah." He said to himself, mischievously. He lit the wood on fire, and threw the things he collected from Hidan's room. As he watched it burn, he put a little note by the fire: 

"Haha, fuck you.

Love, Deidara"

Day Two

Ever since buring Hidan's stuff, Deidara has been avoiding Hidan, just to not get killed by the Jashinist. This time, he thought this challenge would be easy, since all he had to do was take off Tobi's mask. Deidara had not been able to find Tobi anywhere. So he felt that being successful in the mission seemed impossible, but he was determined to continue on. As Deidara was about to fall asleep by his door, mainly because it was 3 in the morning. He was suddenly interrupted by a screechy whine and crying.

"Deidara-senpai! Deidara-senpai! Hidan-senpai is so mean!" Tobi screeched. Deidara closed his eyes, mentally cursing Tobi to hell, when he remembered his mission, he got close to Tobi.

"Deidara-senpai?" Tobi said, confused.

"What did you expect of Hidan? He's an asshole, hm." Deidara said.

"Senpai! Don't say such foul words!-" Tobi was quickly cut off by Deidara snatching his mask, and making a run for it. Tobi was taken by suprise and ran after Deidara.

"I finally got it un!" Deidara yelled in triumph as he kept on running, Tobi close behind him.

"I fucking found you! You blonde bitch!" Hidan hissed as he jumped from a corner of a hallway. Causing Deidara to stop running, making him slide a bit and ran away from both Hidan and Tobi.

"Senpai! Come back here!" Tobi shouted.

"What he said! Get your ass back here!" Hidan yelled angrily. Deidara did not stop, luckily for him. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan.

"We have a mission, Hidan. Let's go." Kakuzu said.

Deidara kept on running from Tobi, figuring he needed more area to run. He ran towards the kitchen. Where Itachi was in the way, glaring at Deidara.

"Deidara. Did you eat my dango?-" Itachi was also cut off, Deidara quickly ducked under Itachi's arm.

"Let's deal with this later, Uchiha!" Deidara yelled behind him, not looking back to see Tobi. As he ran outside, Deidara quickly glanced back, and he saw that Tobi was no longer chasing him. As he looked forward again, he crashed into something. Or someone. When he landed on the ground, he found red and purple eyes glaring at him. Deidara did get a good look at the stranger, whom took Tobi's mask.

"Tobi?" Deidara asked, confused and a bit scared.

"You ever take my mask again. I'll kill you." Tobi said, in a different voice from the high pitch and screechy tone, this one was rather deep and intimidating. Deidara felt a shiver go down his spine. He would not  promise Tobi(?) that he wouldn't steal it again. Maybe he would snatch it again, just for fun.

Day Three

Deidara had now been avoiding Hidan and Tobi. Because of the previous incidents.

For this mission, Deidara had to steal all of Kakuzu's money, which he doesn't leave alone much. This time, Deidara got lucky. Deidara found a secret stash of money in Kakuzu's drawer, which he took and replaced it with Monopoly money. This time, Deidara did not leave a note.

"Who in the hell dare take my damn money?!" Kakuzu yelled from his room.

Deidara chuckled, counting the stolen money.

Day Four

Sasori had been out searching for things to mix into his poisons. So Deidara figured he should hide his supplies. So he went to Sasori's room and saw his desk with supplies.

"Well, this should be easy." Deidara grabbed most of the tools he could carry and put them in a pillowcase. He strolled to the living room and hid the pillowcase with the supplies behind the tv.

Deidara was sitting on his bed when he heard someone burst into his room.

"You stupid brat! Where are my tools!" Sasori yelled at Deidara.

"You know that I don't touch your stupid supplies, un!" Deidara yelled back. Sasori was very doubtful, however he didn't push it.

"If I find out you took my tools, I'll kill you." Sasori said with a menacing tone.

"Whatever you say, Danna." Deidara went back to doing whatever he was doing before.

Day five

Lastly, Deidara had to make fun of Yahiko in front of Nagato. All that came to mind was go to Pein's office. So that's what he did. He knocked on the door.

"Come in." Said the voice behind the door. Deidara opened the door and walked in.

"What do you need, Deidara?" Pain asked.

"I, uh. Well. Boss, piercings are sooo out of style." Deidara said in a sassy tone, flipping his hair.

"Do not test me, Deidara." Pein said in an irritated tone.

"Whatever you say, carrothead." Deidara and walked out.

Fin