NovaGrayVanElders asks:
Deidara no Danna, if you didn't defect from your village and that grumpy smol bean of a Kage, where should you be standing now? And I will tell you a little secret. Tobi is actually an Uchiha that is controlling you all, your thoughts on that?

I don't know I'd still be in the Explosion Corps and training under the Tsuchikage. Maybe even help my sister with becoming it, since she's the old man's eldest granddaughter and because I don't think her dad wants to be the next Tsuchikage.

Yeah right, that idiot is as much an Uchiha as I am. He's too stupid to be from a such a revered clan.
But let's suppose for a moment that Tobi is an Uchiha. I'd hate him and would not want to be his partner. Though I know that Pain-sama will not grant me the request to switch partners, so I'll just have to deal with is. It's better to have a stoic asshole of a partner than a dumbass, un.
And I would never allow for an Uchiha to have control over me!