Setting: Grillby's
Theme: WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY KETCHUP- SANS
Main Characters: Sans, Ink, Pj, Error, Science, Reaper
Side character: Grillby (of course)

Sans: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER MADE EVER!

Reaper: what is it

Sans: IT'S 80% BEER AND 20% KETCHUP!

Error: Oh god not one of these again...

Ink: *is tempted to drink the ketchup but instead stares at it*

Science: You should keep this ketchup away from ink, you know how he gets whenever you make alcoholic beverages Sans and you don't want that to happen again

Sans: Relax, it'll be fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*

Reaper: Hey grillby can you hold on to the ketchup for Sans while he's in the bathroom

Grillby: Sure thing

--TIME SKIP CUZ SANS TAKES TOO LONG IN THE BATHROOM

Sans: Just letting you guys know, you probably shouldn't go in the bathroom for a while.

Science: WTF SANS YOU'RE A SKELETON IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY SHIT.

Sans: *notices his ketchup is gone* WHO. THE. FUCK. TOOK. MY KETCHUP. *eye starts to glow blue slightly*

Ink: it wasn't me!

Error: I'd be crazy to drink that shit

Pj: WHO THE FUCK EVEN HAS THE BALLS TO DRINK THAT?!

Science: I didn't do it

Reaper: Don't look at me, I didn't do it

Sans: THEN WHO THE FUCK TOOK IT.

Grillby: iT tOtALy WASnt mEEEeeeE *hic*

                 Everyone stared at grillby.
Sans: Oh grillby I can never be mad at you! Was it good btw

Grillby: *thumbs up* BEsT ShIIt IvE eveR tAAstEd *burp*

End~