Lust: Ok so, an anonymous user has requested a lemon so, since lemons are my specialty, I shall be doing this with my special assistant, Mettaton!

Mettaton: Hello Darlings! Did you expect me?

Lust: Now, let's do this!

Cookin' it up with LustSans and Mettaton- Lemon zest~

Mettaton: Oh Darlings, we'll be cooking up some drama in this kitchen!

Lust: We even have a celebrity guest! Please give a round of applause to Y/N!

You: *Locked in a cage* WTF METTATON WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?!?!!!

Mettaton: Darling, I'm just the assistance! LustSans is the one who's the star!

Lust: Oh yes Mettaton! And we even have another surprise guest!

Mettaton: *Gasp* Two celebrity guests in one show?! It should be a record!

Lust: Please welcome our second guest, Sans!

Sans: WHY THE HELL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ONCE I GET OUT OF THIS CAGE YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME!!

Audience: Ooooooooh!

Lust: Oh my! He's already in the spirit to make some lemon!

You: ....you don't mean...OMFG GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY ASS RETARDS!!!!!!

Sans: OMFG IS THIS SERIOUSLY WHY YOU LOCKED US UP IN CAGES?!?!!!

Mettaton: Oh yes Darling! You two are here for the lemon! And the lemon was a Sans x reader!

You and Sans: FUCK NO!

Lust: Oh you'll have to do it or else the ship will be ruined!

You: WHAT SHIP!?!

Mettaton: Darling you talk too much! Now! Onto the ship!

*Cages disappear and the whole room goes dark*

You: I'm making a run for it! *Runs but bumps into walls with no exits* Shit.

Sans: Well, this sucks.

You: I can't see anything!

Mettaton on the intercom: Let the love begin!

'the lights turned on and Sans and you were in a pink, fluffy room with a heart shaped bed at the end. Sans was wearing pink boxers. Just pink boxers. And you were wearing a short, sleeveless, pink nightgown with white laces on the top.'

You: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR CLOTHES?!?! WHY ARE WE WEARING THIS?!?!?

Sans: I DONT KNOW!!

Lust on the intercom: Now start or we'll force you to!

Sans: How can you force us?

Lust on the intercom: Well, since you asked, I'll show you!

'A can was tossed into the room that was labeled, "laughing gas" and it opened as the smoke slowly filled the room.'

Sans: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE GRAB MY HAND AND I'LL TELEPORT US!

You: *grabs his hand* let's go!

'Sans teleported you and him to his house, and your clothes were back to normal.'

You: Thanks Sans bye! *Runs out the house and to home*

Sans: How am I going to explain this to Papyrus...

End!

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