Moonwatcher: You ready?

Allatos: Yeah!

*the two confronted Kinkajou*

Moonwatcher: Kinkajou, we need to tell you something.

Kinkajou: Anything.

Allatos: Well, it so happens...we're dating.

Kinkajou: ...

Moonwatcher: Kinkajou--

*Kinkajou falls left on her belly, and rises head to the sky*

Kinkajou: *sheds tear* Finally...

Allatos: I am uncomfortable.

Kinkajou: FINALLY! THE SHIPPING GODS HAVE REWARDED ME!

Moonwatcher: Well, Allatos and I are gonna do...um..couple things, and--

Kinkajou: HALLUHA! HALLUHA!

Moonwatcher: Go, Allatos. Fucking go!

*the two quickly ran off*

Later in the week:

Moonwatcher: Well, this weeks of pretend dating has went pretty smoothly.

Allatos: Yeah, I just wish Kinkajou didn't have to follow us twice as much as before.

Moonwatcher: Oh, she's just--

*They both paused, when they saw a huge a wedding ceremony before them*

Kinkajou: Surprise! Today, is your big day!

Allatos & Moonwatcher: ...

Allatos: You wanna tell her or...

Moonwatcher: I'll tell her.

Moonwatcher: Kinkajou, we're not dating.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: Please turn around.

Allatos: Why?

Kinkajou: So I can tear apart my hopes and dreams...and also this fucking ceremony that cost a fortune.

Moonwatcher: Got it! C'mon, Allatos.

*They both quickly walked off, already hearing Kinkajou prepare a chainsaw*