Dare #82
*Qibli is alone in the library*
Winter: Oh, Qibli~
Qibli: Oh, fuck.
*Winter posed on the floor seductively*
Winter: Hey...
Qibli: Hell no.
Winter: Why?
Qibli: Because we are in the library, and Star might hear us.
Winter: That blind bat can't see us, let alone see us.
Starflight: Wanna repeat that?
Winter: What? How--
Starflight: I heard you from across the room, asshole.
Qibli: Well, bye *leaves*
Winter: No, wait, Qibli-- ARRGH!
Later:
*in art class, Qibli was painting on a blank canvas*
Winter: Qibli, look over here!
*Qibli looked behind his canvas, and saw Winter spread out on a lounge couch*
Winter: How about, you draw like your French dragons?
Mindreader: Um...I still here?
Winter: Just turn around, and close your ears.
Mindreader: Uh...
Qibli: *sighs*
*Qibli painted something on the canvas, and left the room. Winter got off the couch, and looked at the canvas. It had a big red No on it*
Winter: Fuck.
Much later:
*Qibli comes home, it was the middle of the night. He then saw a trail of roses heading to his room*
Qibli: Of course...
*Qibli followed the roses, and once he got there, he saw Winter covered in roses, candles lit around him*
Qibli: You won't give up, won't you?
Winter: Nope, I am too shameless.
Qibli: Well, I can't play hard to get forever, I guess.
*Qibli crawled into bed with Winter, and pecked him on the cheek*
Winter: Hehe. So--
Dawn: *comes in* Dads!
Winter: Shit-- I mean, what's wrong, honey?
Dawn: I had a nightmare! Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Qibli: Of course.
*Dawn quickly crawled in between them, just when Armadillo and Vanilla came in*
Armadillo: Can we join?
Winter: Yeah...
*The three kids curled up together in between their parents*
Qibli: Guess you aren't gonna get any action tonight, Winter.
Winter: Don't fucking remind me.
Armadillo: Why are there candles here?
Winter: Oh! To warn off mosquitoes.
Qibli: Yeah! You know how mosquitoes get-- VANILLA, PUT THAT DOWN!
*Vanilla put down the candle, that she had loomed dangerously close to a curtain*
Vanilla: My bad.
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