Shrapnel: Winter!

Winter: Yeah?

Shrapnel: Why is the dishes still in the sink?

Winter: I thought you were going to do the dishes.

Shrapnel: You thought! Get in here and do them!

Winter: Why can't you do them?

Shrapnel: I'm too busy cleaning up the mess you made last night!

Winter: You know, when you asked to be my roommate, I never knew you would be so pushy!

Shrapnel: At least, I'm trying to keep the place tidy! Now get in here, before I seriously slap you!

Winter: Who the fuck says tidy? And also, I already have one annoying houseguest, I don't need another one!

Vulture: You talking to me?

Winter: Get out from under the table!

Vulture: Not a chance *crawls back under table*

Shrapnel: *sighs*

Shrapnel: Winter, why is there garbage in the sink?

Winter: The garbage disposal will take care of it.

Shrapnel: You don't have a garbage disposal!

Winter: Well, I ain't crossing the world just to throw out the trash.

Shrapnel: The trash bin is just outside your door!

Winter: Then, it wouldn't be that far of a walk for you.

Shrapnel: Winter, I swear, I will go full berserk on you if you don't help me clean up.

Winter: Ha! Like to see you try--

*Shrapnel confronted him, with a feather duster gripped in his fist. He rose the feather duster*

Winter: Oh sh--

*Shrapnel ran up to Winter with the feather duster*

Winter: AHHHHH--

Later:

Winter: So, after an unpleasant encounter with a feather duster, I finally agreed to help a little bit.

Shrapnel: You missed a spot.

Winter: Yeah! I know! *starts cleaning grumpily*